Daybreak Short Stories (sometimes)

!Crackship! The Breakup

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As the title says, this is all purely a joke. Please don't cancel me, and those who ship this shit, go get therapy or just ask me for some in the comments. Or requests. Please comment some requests. Also, this entire chapter is a request. selenurbread, tell me your thoughts please.

This chapter is just for fun and was in my drafts for 2ish weeks. This is the breakup of Boss X Polluted. Please don't cancel me.

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Authors POV

Today, is a rainy day. It was raining very hard. So hard, it was like pebbles coming down from the sky. Like a hail. Except it's water. And it was thundering. The thunder sounded like bones were breaking over and over. Idk man. Just imagine lightning and hail noises in the background. I can't describe the weather.

In the big lodge, where the killers send out someone to kill for the round and have breakfast, lunch and dinners, and meetings, and just genuinely chill, and some spare rooms, and some games for the killers to play when bored, and the perfect place to have girl's night and sleepovers because the male killers never stay there for a night and just goes back to their cabins, Boss and Finley were fighting.

Jun brought out his crowbar and missed Finley's head by an inch. Finley, in return, brought out his spear and somehow missed Jun's thick ass head.

They kept on fighting and bickering or some shit when Jun finally yelled, "IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU!"

Then Finley said, "WELL GOOD! I CAN DO MUCH BETTER ON MY OWN!"

Then the Principal, Daryl, walked in and said, "BOTH OF YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! MY KIDS ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!" in that commanding father's voice of his.

For some reason, Idol walked in and started rambling on and on about how he stalked Dae and how cute Dae looked when he was sleeping. Especially when he woke up and saw Idol stalking him.

Then Yronica came walking down and yelled, "ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! ESPECIALLY YOU IDOL!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP AND YET YOUR SINGLE ASS IS STILL UP!!! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR HOW SINGLE AND SAD YOUR LIFE IS!!!!

IF YOU DO WANT TO RAMBLE ON ABOUT STALKING DAE THEN DO THAT WITH SHUA!!!!! BOSS! FINLEY! BOTH OF YOU DEAL WITH THIS DRAMATIC SHIT IN THE MORNING!!!!!! AND YOU-! Oh, wait dad is that you?"

"Yes." At this point, Daryl was used to the yelling in the lodge.

"Oh. Well thank you for trying to get them to shut up. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU!! DON'T MAKE ME SEND HAMI UP TO Y'ALL'S ROOMS AND ALLOW HIM TO SING HAMILTON'S FULL SOUNDTRACK HORRIBLE ON PURPOSE!!!" And with that, she stomped on back to the room where the female killers were holding a sleepover.

"Wait a damn minute..." Jun muttered.

"Why the hell are you here having a sleepover with the female killers??" Finley said, finishing Jun's sentence/question.

"Because I'm a father, and I have a daughter, and I have experience putting on dresses. Wren's here too y'know."

"What. "

"Ugh, this is boring!! I wanna talk about Dae!-"

"SHUT UP IDOL!"

"Now, as for you two, get your asses out of here."

"But-"

"Out."

And so, Boss, Polluted and Idol left and returned to their cabins. Daryl stayed and had a sleepover with the female killers.

The end.

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Requests for crackships are here;) or just any ideas really.

BYEE (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧