☆◆ALAN BECKER AVA/M ONESHOT 2◆☆

My School Life

Hiii! This chapter is basically all about my classmates and stuff. There may be some mentions to mental disabilities and if you find that they are rude, I genuinely mean no offense. Please no hate. 🙏
~Spelling errors
Also some inappropriate parts...my class is very inappropriate and ngl it kinda rubs off on me 😶

People involved:
Me: Bitty
Friend 1: Suteki- Female
Friend 2: Crystal- Female
Irl Sister: Kat- Female
Suteki's Husband 1: Kai
Suteki's Husband 2: Jordan
Suteki's Husband 3: Jerms
Crystals Husband 1: Ivyn
Crystals Husband 2: Unknown
Suteki's Son: Zac
Jerms brother: Josae

Classmates:
Jb- Male
Jerms
Josae
Suteki (nickname: Teki)
Bitty
Crystal
Tony- Male
Ivyn

My friends Usernames: MaryMaphosa0 and EmilyTheOG2

𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚎:
Crystal adopted Suteki as her daughter. They later got married to each other but broke up after Suteki caught Crystal flirting with other girls.
Then Suteki had a child with a new guy, Kai. That child was me, Bitty. Suteki then left Kai after he cheated on her and later got up with Jordan and had Zac, my brother.
Suteki later thought that Jordan was, and I quote, "a little weirdo" so she left him and hooked up with Jerms. There relationship is still on and off.
Crystal (my grandma and ex-aunt) got together with Ivyn and had Kat and Suteki first. After everything with marriage and breaking up with Suteki she got pregnant with someone who she won't reveal their name. She is currently 3+ days pregnant! 🥳

Bitty is currently single as a pringle but Crystal tried to force her into a relationship with Jerms brother, Josae. Suteki refused and told Crystal to get away from her daughter and stop doing weird things to her. Now Suteki is trying to force Bitty into a relationship with Ivyn, who is literally Bitty's grandpa!

That our family. We are weird.
(PS, this all a made up story line. My friends never actually dated anyone or have had children yet.)

Oh and also Suteki and Crystal get "possessed" every so often, high sometimes, and fight a lot.

Sayings by my friends/classmates:

Suteki: OoOOoH I nEeD My VApE! I NEed mY vAPe!!!

(Not literally she doesn't vape don't worry)
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Suteki: *to the teacher* Why is the sky grey during the day but it turns purple at night when the moon does jumping jacks on the trampoline?!

Teacher: Get out of the classroom
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Crystal: *breaks out singing random song lyrics but sings them wrong*

Suteki: You ruin everything

Crystal: WoMp wOmP
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Josae: Shut up Suteki! Just Shut up!

Suteki: ....

Suteki:I didn't even say anythi-

Josae: Annddd she keeps yapping!

Jb: mhhhhh thats tough!

Suteki: Why are you mad?

Josae: You see?! SHUT UP!

Jb: Ohhhhhh 🤭

Suteki: 😡😤
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Jerms: *turns around in his seat and looks at Suteki*

Suteki: *looks back at Jerms*

Jerms: You stay staring!