Hate You (rewrite)

New Joker

"Look at this." Matsukawa gained your guys' attention.

You and Hanamaki leaned closer to Matsukawa, and looked at what he was showing you guys on his phone screen. Unsurprisingly, it was a meme.

You and Hanamaki laughed.

"Mood." Hanamaki started looking at memes on his own phone.

"Send that to me, please." You requested of the older boy.

"You got it, punching bag." Matsukawa winked, and turned back to his phone. He sent you the meme he showed you.

This had become the new norm. You'd hang out with Hanamaki and Matsukawa, and you'd all look at memes, sharing them with each other and trying to find better memes.

You sighed. "Where are the other guys?"

"Dunno." Hanamaki shrugged, not really caring about his teammates.

Matsukawa shrugged, not thinking about it too much. "Maybe they died."

"Mattsun! They can't be dead! Well, maybe Oikawa, Kindaichi, and Yahaba died, but not Iwa and Kunimi!" You joked.

Hanamaki nodded. "Kunimi and Kindaichi would be the murderers, though."

You started nodding. "You right. I can see Iwa murdering Oikawa once he snaps."

Matsukawa chuckled. "Oikawa pissed him off one too many times."

The three of you laughed, continuing to pull up memes as you guys waited for the others to finally show up.

Oikawa, followed by the others, appeared. "Whatcha laughing about, princess?"

You turned to look at Oikawa. "You guys being late."

It became the routine for Oikawa to keep flirting, and using nicknames to address you. You and the rest of the team kind of got used to it, and just consider it normal at this point.

Oikawa sat beside you. "hat's so funny about that?! You should've been worried! What if we died?!"

You and your fellow jokers burst out laughing. "That's what we were joking about, too!" The three of you explained while still laughing.

"Why would you be joking about that?!" Oikawa's voice only got higher in pitch.

Hanamaki sighed. "We thought Iwaizumi had enough of your shit, and killed you."

"Then Kunimi killed Yahaba, and Kindaichi." Matsukawa finished for his buddy.

Oikawa stared, wide eyed, and shocked. "That would never happen! Right, Iwa-chan, Kunimi-chan?"

The two looked at each other and then to the rest of the group, speaking at the same time. "No, that sounds accurate."

"Minus the Yahaba part?" You asked, taking a worried glance at the poor second year setter.

Kunimi nodded. "Yahaba and Watari aren't on my radar."

"But I am?!" Kindaichi tried hiding behind the second years.

You and your fellow jokers burst out into laughter. "Kunimi's done with you."

"Wait! Don't kill them by us!" Hanamaki grabbed you and Matsukawa.

"Yeah, we don't wanna be suspects for murder." Matsukawa wrapped an arm around you.

You shrugged. "Depends on who we're murdering."

Oikawa gasped. "Princess! You're being corrupted by these barbarians!"

You raised a brow at the third year setter. "Makki, Mattsun, as my fellow jokers, what do you make of this statement from the well known playboy: Oikawa Toru?"