leaving quickly (after pausing Saltburn), I raced down the corridors faster than Lighting McQueen, Rin on my tail like Jackson Storm. I swear if it's Shiemi getting attacked I'm going to go on strike.
anxiety pooled in my gut. I wondered who could have screamed- Bon? Michael Jackson? harry Styles? Rishi Sunak? Your mom? That orphan kid with the Brocken leg? I was worried because I only wanted a few of them to be hurt, not all........
Another scream was screeched like causing me to skip and flip and kick and hip-hop faster.
I legged it down the many corridors in Jeff Bezos' house unitil I found the source of the screaming- it was coming from the dinning room. SO, Instead of using the door like a normal person to get in, I ran through the wall just like Jack Backer in Resident Evil 7.
After the dust settled I could see clearly that the person screaming had been a fighter and not a quitter behind the long table- Liz Truss! She had used her economy crushing skills to push the goblin like a povo into the corner, but just like Shiemi, didn't have the skill to exercise it.
I tipped out my gun and started shooting at it but my hands were still shaky from the confrontation with Rin so I was missing more than the authors beta reader when they play Resident Evil. One bulley skimmed the goblin, who twisted away and tried to suplex Lizz. Liz was a fighter, and punched the goblin shouting "I love police brutality, hit him again! Imagine he's a member of Just Stop Oil" (A/N sorry for the shameless promotion, I was paid by the police to route out their supporters soooooo yeah comment below if you support Just Stop Oil).
Finally, I managed to shoot the thing and exorcise it correctly but before I could celebrate, another one popped out from know we're and tried to hit me. I closed my eyes and waited for the inevitable blow and walk towards the light, but it never came... I them opened my eyes to see that Rin. had sly tackled it to the ground.
"Good job boy wonder!" I shouted grinning like the Joker I was. I prepared my Brazilian jujitsu moves and jumped into Ron's (not ginger) shoulder to pop the goblin in the face in. SHOW of fabulous fantastic fanatic fanny teamwork.
"That's what it get's for trying to touch my woman!" Rin grins at me
"Your woman?" I blush a crimson red "Does that mean you've forgiven me for all the things I said like three minutes ago?"
His rosy blue basic orbs glistened with singing and unspoken love. "there was nothing to forgive, mi amor, even if you were kinda more racist than me and called me a fitlhyn demon", he smoothly said, reaching out to snog my hand.
"Excuse me" Liz Truss speaks up "Even if you did help me back there, I don't believe in PDA so stop"
I blush a deeper more Communst revelotuina marxist red and Liz Truss scrolled.
"You better not be a commie or a loony Leftist lawyer, I was only here to see Jeff, yes we're on a first name basis, to pay for more prisons, more workhouses to decrease the surplus population" Trussss started to walk away.
"wait" I called out " can I get a selfie on my Nokia brick for Yuuji?"
"OK" she walks over to me as I hand Rin the phone
"I hate the working class on three" Rin says as he takes the picture of me and my favourite PM. I take a quick glance at the picture before sending it to Yuuji and Liz Truss looked great- it was amazing how hatred for the working class really brought out her eyes.
we waved goodbye as she quit the room quicker then the cabbage live stream of her PM tenure and Rina nd I smirked as we realised that the real love was the working class you oppressed along the way.
what a successful mission, time to get back for our fourth lesson of the term!
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HIIIIIIIIIIIII guysssssssssssssssssssssssss. Thx sooooooo muchhhhhhh for getting this back up to number 8 on the Brocken hashtageeeeeeee
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Fanfictiony/N didn't exactly hate her life, but as the second born she of an elite exorcist family she had to uphold all expectations and reputations of the family- her tyrannical masters who didn't value or appreiate her. Would her life get better at True Cr...
