Burning flames. Smoke rising. Buring people. the Starbucks logo slowly sinking into a pile of ash. And RIN stood there weight a pained expression. Did he get a paper cut... No bad Y/N I shouldn't be worrying about hi rn.
"what phone call? What procedure? Hotel? Travago?" I peaked a brow in soupy suspicion and catty curiosity. meow.
" oh Y/N I... you defiantly need help so I called some backstreet boys doctors and they said quote if she goes on one, lad, then give us a ring-a-ding-ding end quote" Ri looked torn apart worse then the wrecked Starbucks.
"uh? ok? so like, wanna take a bath... together.... TO GET RID OF THE ASH OBVS" I shouted. Gosh darn, I wasn't over my feelings for anyone ever was I?
"sure Y/N you can go together and have a bath with the doctors that are arriving" Rin looked sadly and he turned to point at doctors in black robes covering their faces, like a weirdo cult. What was this- Midsommer
(A/n - erm, actually, it's a sect y/n)
"STOP RUINING THE MOMENt" I screamed- that did not help my case as its cased the CULT robe guys to take a step forward.
"dent worry ma'am, it was only be a little while in own care, for like ever, but we like help sickos like you" one said "that's why we have a weird blonde girl as our leader"
"RINNNNNNNNNN YOU SECTIONED ME???????? HO W COULKD YOUUUUUUUUUUUU" I SCREMED.
A EVIL laugh was heard from the literal smoke and one robed mister man stepped forward. He pulled down his rove to reveal..... SCROOGE????
"hahahhahhahhha you asked 'are there no workhouses?' you asked 'are there no prisons' Well guess what? I funded them. catch me if you can because you can call me the evil Mr Beast" he laughed evilly.
Rin stepped forward, hand s up placatingly . "please just go with them Y/N, I'm trying to save them from yourself. Im your saviour, so from your point of view, you could call me the evil My=r Beast, No that's Scrooge. I meant you can call me 'my saviour' (A/N TITLE DROOOOOOOOOOP) and I am helping you"
I growled. I wasn't going down without a fight. Cue Fight Song.
"Ive always hated social media!!!" I screamed punching evil Mr Beast win the face. "Screw kindness content!' I kicked him in th balls with a grin.
A robed man tried to hit me form behind- not on my watch "I use poverty punch!" he fell to the ground. Poverty punch was super effective!
"Capitalist Kick!" another dropped down
Time for my finishing blow "Charles Murray Mace!!!!" I pulled out a Mace form my pocket and slammed it into 127 million robed figures who fell to the ground.
"STOP Y/N YOURE MAKING IT WORSE" Rin tried to tackle me to the ground, but I stuck ou tay leg and he fell into the fire bridge that were still hanging around.
"this is all your fault Rin" I turned to the others "and none of you really believe this bozo right? he is a demon!!!!!!!!"
Bon and the other shared a sector cheeky monkey glance. "I dont know what's going on in the House of Commons, but we agree with grin. He did absolute nothing....... wrong"
I opend my mouth to shout back and then-
"enough" A powerful voice made everyone fall silent in heart soul and sprint. A robed fire pulled down their hood to reveal... CHARLES DICKENS!! NO no no nonononononoononoonnonnononnonononooooooononnnonnnnnonoon noon non non no non oooono ono non n on. n neon! not my mortal enemy. he is too powerful! Hoe could you do this to me author!!!!!????
(A/N whomp whomp)
I loved tp the sky "you can't say that to me I'm neurodivergent and a minor ( in the words of that one Hatsune Miku cosplayer)"
"Y/N stop. As the voice of the poor and good capitalism, I come and curse. You will go to this facility to 'heal' and 'take a break from social media' and 'better educate' yourself in a 'free and peaceful' environment" The big CD said.
"You'll never take me alive" I spat on the ground next to him.
"very well. I will do what I must" Suddenly, Charles Dickens did a triple double single front twisted backflip that could rival the Flipping Flute herself, landing on the fire balll dun dun dun dun- wait I meant fire TRUCK! He slipped down the side and grabbed the water hose???? ahhhhhh!
"take cover!!!" I yelled and everyone began to duck and dive as waves of water more dangerous then Sharknado and Jaws combined. Out of the corner of my eye, I wacthed a a fire fighter get munched by a stray shark. How did that get ou there? and I forgot my Bat-shark repellent... oh what a day.....
The first wave of water knocked out half go the crowd. I manage d to dodge by using my watermelon sugar high dance moves from earlier in the story.
I dodged the second wave by doing the worm from the spin the bottle party (just dance got nothing on me)
But the power of transformation was too strong for me, and the third wave slammed into me in a more tragic way then my tragic backstory. I collapsed and everything faded to black.
I guess good things dont always come in threes.....
I open my eyes..... darkness..... oh wait- my eyes are still closed. I actually open my eyes..... still darknesss...... where am I?
CLIFF HANGERRRRRRRRRR
A/n:
Hey guyssssssssssss. thank u all so much for coming on the increbable journey with meeeeeeeeeeeee.
My Saviour has officially come to an end!!!!!!!!! I can't believe it. We've had both highs and low, laughs and blows.... but now? its all over........
KIDDINGGGGGGGG
BOOK 2 OUT NEXT WEEK
SEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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My Saviour | Rin X Reader
Fanfictiony/N didn't exactly hate her life, but as the second born she of an elite exorcist family she had to uphold all expectations and reputations of the family- her tyrannical masters who didn't value or appreiate her. Would her life get better at True Cr...
