where art thy tomato sauce

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Love was in the air. The smell of roses permeated the atmosphere as a slow piano played the background. A soft, tranquil setting.

I knew Starbucks would the best place for a double date. 

Shima was wearing white and black stripped referee outfit and had a whistle around his neck. In his hands was a microphone and he stood on the Starbucks kiosk. 

"Ummmmmm sir, I just want a Venti Iced Caramel Macchiato with almond milk and an extra shot of espresso. Have the caramel drizzle divided equally in the bottom and on top of the foam, with light ice. Add 3 pumps of mocha syrup, 2 pumps of toffee nut syrup, and a sprinkle of cinnamon on top. Serve it in a grande cup with a separate cup of ice on the side and a packet of Sweet'N Low pleassseee" A random asked. 

"NO A DOUBLE DATE IS IN SESSION" SHIMA roared into the microphone "DATES, ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET, START YOUR LOVE ENGINES" 

A ROAR of applesauce could be heard from the people who got their drinks earlier as they watched Bon and I settle down opposite Shimiy and Rin. 

" wowxers Bon, the power you're supplying in ectrifeing" I said cheekily

"101 points to Gyrinfindor--- I -I-i-  mean---- I - I- meant Y/N and bon" Shima waved a red and yellow flag with a lion on it that was totally for us.

"humph, well run , Your hair is absolutely delicious today, yum, yum, yum" Shimie says as she reaches over to eat Ribs hair, taking a huge munch and crunch of Ribs crispy locks. 

"70 point to those two, I suppose..."

"This game is rigged!" a random audience member shouted at Shima as he clutched his betting slip to his chest

"im sorry, but hair eating isn't that erotic (and I kinda bet Harryu Styles that Y/N would win)" He mumbled back.

"Y/N being with you is more fun than colouring in a colouring book" Bon murmured with wonky heart-ish shapes in his eyes. 

"ok audience cue: AWWWWWWWW" Shima says as he holds up a placard. 

"ooooooooooh Shim, you're so magnetic, even my insecurities are attracted are you" Rinny boy gave a devilish grin because it rhymed with Rin and they didn't have time to think of a real rhyme as a poet and truly know it. 

"things are getting a lil metallic up in here , 24.6674 points to Rin" Shima clapped. 

"ohhhhh Y/N you're almost better than pizza. ALMOST" Bon had never looked so serious in his life. 

"well.... yes that would be 1-"

"Wait." Y?N grabbed Bon's shoulder and turned him slowly like my wifi to face me in the eyes " whaddya mean ALMOST" 

bon tremble like a washing machine. "I just mean, like, you kn0w, I have always had pizza in my life. more than you. On days when I'm lonely its not your name I call out at the top of balconies because I didn't always know you"

Anger flooded my veins. I hoped that everyone here pressed Ctrl+S to save their progress before I heard the next thing of Bo's mouth. 

"whose name Bon, what do you shout you disloyal caffeine?" I seethed. 

"tomato tomatoe, where art thy tomato sauce" Bon took a quick sip of his golden caramel white hot chocolate.  (A?N its the special on at the moment guyssss yep another sponsor)

"HOW DARE YOU BON? DONT I MEAN MORE TO YOU? WHEN I ASKED YOU TO DATE ME AND YOU SAID 'K' DID THAT MEAN NOTHING? "

"Y/N, calm down, Bon didn't know you years ago and if he love tomato sauce pizza than that's just who he is, its not that deep" Shima tried o calm me down. 

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