I always knew spin the bottle was the end of the world, I was looking at the last of us around the circle.
"shooting stars!" I exclaimed madly.
"EUREKA THAT'S IT!" harry styles's head poked through the floor "thanks luv, you just saved music, my song is complete yipppppppeeeeeeeeee" He descended back down with the vague sound of Drag me down by one direction (but which direction?) ringing into the room.
Anyway.....
Rin wasn't actually going to kiss her right? I mean ik he was legally obliged to but he wasn't actually going to do it though.... Right? RIGHT? HELLOOOO!!!! I KNOW YYOU CAN HEAR ME AUTHOR YOU FAT UGLY COW!
(A/N wowzers sorry about her behaviour... what a zinger though....)
Rin sighed, before standing up, flinging and throwing me to the ground aggressively from his lap. He didn't look back at me bouncing like a ping pong ball across the floor and the walls and the other contestants before moving towards Shiemi... dum dum dummmmmmmm!!!!!
"Rin-rin-rin wiilllll y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y--yy--yy-y-ou kiss me, kiss me out of the bearded barley" Sim gasps and stutters with her fingers pointed together and pouting.
Ha! oIf she believed that, then she was a nincompoop! I pulled out my phone to record Rin rejecting Shimmy to send to Yuuji because this would be funny and......
What the fudge.
Why are they kissing?????
With one hand on her head, one hand under her chin and the other cupping her back, Rinny boi was kissing and smooching and condoling and getting hit up by that [insert inapporaiate description](A/n woah CALM DOWN YN! WE don't want to get banned!!!!)
Shim looked like she was enjoying it- giving me the stink eye as she watched my reaction, though thAt be because she doesn't use deodorant, opting to use crystals instead. she blushed a purple yellow elephant gray Starbucks spring blend 2024 pink. Wooah she was REALLLY loving this. in fact, she had more fun than when I kissed Rin! *le gasp*
" Rin zwo could you?" I screamed- I was completely bamboozled, "I thought our love was unsinkable, absolutely unsinkable and yet you sunk under the oath of the bottle spin'
" roses are red, violets are blue, did you really think I was going to cry over you (kissing Bon), I said I loved you and we both thought it was true until spin the bottle, so guess what player? YOU JUST GOT PLAYED!" Rin yelled in victory, dabbing with ease and giving me the L, before slam dunking the bottle into the bin bag held by Edna the maid.
I felt like I had just been burned because that was one firey baddie comeback.
"Rin, everything between Bon and I was super duper platonic, like, more platonic than my little pony lore... I don't understand, how could you"
" 'This was was legally binding contract' " Rin quoted in his best me impression, "besides why is it okie dokie for you to say and do anything with Bon, but I can't do the same with Shiemi? I stood by you Y/N, after you kicked and broke tiny Tim and then at Jeff Bozo's house when Saltburn was rudely interrupted, which you didn't watch with me despite it being my literal favourite, but I don't think I can handle this quirky control thing anymore..."
Ice glaciers, that I can't name because I didn't pay attention in geography, flood my heart and soul. O felt like I was back having the dinner from hell with my family again...
"Rin =, what are you saying, that we can't fix our relationship and move past this?" I blink back the literal waves of tears in my orbs as huge as the sea levels if we don't stop global warming.
"prolly not. I want to take our relationship to the previous level" Rin nodded, before floating and sweeping out the room with Shieie, dragging her by the ugly dress.
Oh my golly gosh! HAVE YOU REALLY RUN OUT OF IDEAS! IF THIS Y UR SUBJECTINGV ME TO THIS????? U JERKASS WRITER!
(A/N its all for the plot and ummm actually, I have a lot of ideas cooking up in my skull)
"who are you speaking to???" asked Edna murmered as she started sweeping around the house.
Then it occurred to me- I was going to be all alone again, without Yuuji to even help me in my loneliness... I just couldn't have that , not again. At leaast I still had Yuuji on the other side of then Nokia. I could almost see him now, smiling before my family started to hate me, eyes full of youth, practically glowing, pointing at Bon.
Bon! I still had Bon! bOn, Bon , boN, BON, bon! If Rien was so convinced we were dating than why not make it a reality? Bon won't care. I could see his future excitement and happiness, bouncing like bunnies around the room, sparks flying off him as bright as mermaid cove! dating was better then friendship so obvs he would say yes.I mean he couldn't say no, I had plot armour stronger than Cupid's arrow.
"BON', I swimming board dived into his arms, forcing him to catch me in the waves of our newly discovered romance. Woah, I could go oplumpic with this form. "date me Bon, we can hate on golf together. plwease please phas, you were so right about not wanting to play it and im sos os sorry I lead you on earlier like a game of mini golf, but never again, if you date me. Please, will you????"
"k" he responded and we left the party and the sounds of Save Me by Remy zero (A/n which is the Smallville theme song for all you uncultured people out there) behind forever.
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