Lucifer decided he would move into the Hazbin hotel so he could help support his daughter.
While also making sure she stays safe. There is only one problem, Alastor lives there too.
When Lucifer remembers this it makes him gag.
“Ugh why him anybody else would be fine fuck I would even take Lilith back over this asshole”
Lucifer finishes packing up the rest of his ducks and loads it all into one big box. He teleports it to the hotel using his magic. Then he does the same for himself.
The hotel is all welcoming of course ,but we still haven’t gotten any new sinners.
Oh well maybe new people will start piling in after they realize we are the ones that prevented the dreadful extermination.
Lucifer heads to his room where he starts to unpack all his stuff. His room is apple and duck themed and he is very happy with that.
Just then a knock sounds at his door.
“Who is it?"
“It is I the welcoming committee” alastor says
Ugh for fucks sake
“Come in”
“Ah I see you have given the room your special touch, clearly” Alastor says
“Yes I have, got a problem with it? because I really don’t care for your opinion."
“No no not at all, anyway I just came to see how you are settling in or more like Charlie had me do it, since she was preoccupied at the moment” says Alastor as he looks around the room
“I am doing fucking fantastic, never been better haha”
That was a lie of course but, he didn’t want to tell Alastor how he was really doing. In fact Lucifer was nervous to mess things up again with his daughter.
He really wanted to be the best dad he ever could be, but it’s clear he has competition standing right in front of him.
“Right well, dinner will be in an hour and Charlie wants to have a family meeting afterwards and your presence is needed."
“I’ll be there now, get out."
“Will do Luci."
Ugh he knows I hate that nickname. Just breathe just breathe, he is just trying to get under your skin.
Don’t let him put you down remember you are the king of hell hahaha who makes fucking awesome ducks. You can do this.
As Lucifer repeated these words he tried hard to believe them but his self esteem was low and his words soon turned out to be lies to his ears.
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“Dinner was delightful as always niffty”
“Thanks boss hehe”
“So now that we have eaten and our bellies are full I think it’s time to have a family meeting” says Charlie so delightful
I really would rather be in my room right now.
Considering I am stuck sandwiched in between Angel which isn’t that bad, except he gets a little too much at times, but I can manage that.
What I can’t manage is being next to the stupid radio demon.
God, look at him, always has a stupid smile and he thinks he’s just the most powerful and greatest in all of hell.
I hate condescending assholes like him. Adam would be better than this guy right now at least then I could have some fun and beat him to a pulp.
All Alastor ever does is make old guy suggestions and then criticizes everyone and everything. It’s annoying as fuck.
Whispers “did you lose something luci? You seem to be staring at me pretty hard”
Oh shit I was so deep in thought that I didn’t even realize that I was actually looking at Alastor this entire time.
Ughhhh how embarrassing.
“No, what me? not even a little, who’s staring? Not me. I was just admiring that nice wall behind you, yes that’s it, the wall hehe”
“If you say so luci, try and stay focused on the meeting."
I nodded my head in agreement and faced Charlie. She was talking about how she is so glad everyone is here and how she loves everyone and how she can’t wait to try again with the hotel.
Such a sweet naive girl ,but she’s my precious little girl and I would do anything for her.
Even if that thing is sitting next to a pretentious asshole.
“And that concludes our meeting, good night everyone hope you all sleep well don’t let the hell hounds bite”
“Night sweetie” Lucifer says as he hugs his daughter
I walk back to my room. Ready to just plop on this bed and slip off into the dream realm once more.
Maybe this won’t be so bad, at least I hope I don’t fail.
