♡𝐶𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑦𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑌/𝑁♡

NSFW Jeff the Killer

(No matter how much I would like to sin with such content, but this is the only way to get attention😡) It's logical to assume that the reader and Jeff are in some kind of romantic relationship, but don't expect me to write some cute shit.

This isn't canon Jeff, this is Woods💋

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jeff loves to fuck very much and he won't get bored until you literally cry in pain. After sex, he will most likely say that you look disgusting and go watch porn with sexy ladies.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Pussy. He likes to hurt your pussy.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Jeff doesn't care about pregnancy protection, so he cums in her pussy. As he likes to say, if you get pregnant, he'll kill you. So worry about not getting pregnant yourself.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Jeff isn't a mysterious emo boy, his secrets have long been known to you. He's an immoral animal who can skin you during sex if he wants to.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has more experience than you probably wanted. He fucked beautiful girls before you, with the appearance of you in his life and will fuck even if you suddenly disappear from his life (spoiler: he will kill you himself when he gets tired of you)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Jeff likes it when your hands are tied and your mouth is gagged. He's on top of you and does whatever he wants with your body.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He may say something sarcastic or something like black humor. Basically compares you to other girls.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Of course, he shaves his bushes for you!!!🥺🥺 (no)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is with you until one wonderful moment, as long as you satisfy his physical needs. Jeff may be kind with you, but this is just a trap for developing Stockholm Syndrome.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Why would he satisfy himself on his own if at any moment he can force you to caress his dick.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

BDSM.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

If Jeff wants to fuck you, he doesn't care where to have sex. Even in front of everyone.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His dick reacts as soon as he sees a part of your boobs, or maybe you're stupid enough to walk around in his presence in short shorts.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would never agree to have sex with a man. But he likes sex with two girls)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He only likes blowjob.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He always agrees.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Well, over the years of running from the cops, he had become more resilient.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Nipple clamps, whips come off?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease, he acts right away.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Jeff is pretty quiet, but you scream like a cut🥲

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Jeff has an insensitive body and likes sex solely as a means of power and control over victims.

I'm tired😤