If you're in a relationship with one of our favorite greasers, the author tries to make them seem like the most unrealistic couple ever- or in other words- perfect.
If Ponyboy asks Brittany to be his girl, it's like a marriage proposal. She screams out "YES!" and jumps into his arms.
If Brittany gets jumped for the 10th time, Ponyboy would beat the sh*t out of the Socs and cry when she's unconscious for the 16th time. And he acts like it's all his fault because he wasn't watching her. You guys are a couple, Pony. You aren't her mom.
Their first kiss as a couple must be the most romantic fucking kiss ever. They know what to do even though it's their "first time" (same thing happens with sex, if it's that kind of ff). And, of course, the gang is spying on them.
They don't even go on real dates. They'd go to the movies, but there's no talking. They'd hang at Pony's house, and there would be six third wheels (if you know what I mean). Why don't you go out to the diner or go to the park and have ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS, instead of the small talk you do on the way home?
And they don't have "real" arguments. It's over secrets Pony or Brittany have, or about cheating or jealousy or other "drama". Real couples have stupid, pointless arguments.
Just kidding. But seriously, is this a fanfiction or a Lifetime movie?
And Pony, if you're pissed at your girl, don't tell her to get out of your house and never come back.
They have almost everything in common, and never disagree on anything.
"Pony, wanna see Gone With the Wind?"
"Sure! But do you want to read Alice in Wonderland first?"
"HELL YEAH! Do you want to get some Pepsi to drink?"
"Of course! And we should watch the sunset together to finish off this golden day."
"Anything for you, Pon!"
God, this is so stupid.
And cheating- okay, let's just pray together. Ready? Let's do this.
So, Brittany NEVER cheats on Ponyboy because that's her character. But, Pony (being the douchebag, man-whore, bitch-ass, skank-ass, out-of-character, motherfucker he is) cheats on her, usually with Cherry. Why? I don't know.
You probably remember me ranting about one I read where SODAPOP CURTIS cheated on two girlfriends, and he cheated on Jenny with our favorite baby-mama: Sandy. I'm still angry about that.
Yup...still. Fucking. Angry.
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The Outsiders: Dumb Fanfictions
HumorThese fanfics trigger me. WARNING: Everything I wrote in here is meant for comedy, and I tend to exaggerate. If you have written/done any of these things, don't get offended or tell me that you did these things. Every fanfiction has at least one o...
