all the quotes (except four) about the jade winglet because they plague my brain
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winter: i started school with straight A's. now i'm not even straight.
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burn to hvitur: stop saving the world and get a hobby.
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turtle: i'm going to ask you to be respectful to qibli.
winter: i will politely decline.
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moon: *turns on the kitchen light*
kinkajou: *sitting at the table, eating bread*
moon: it's four in the morning.
kinkajou: turn the light back off.
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peril: i just watched kinkajou jump off of a spinning chair. luckily, she wasn't hurt that badly. but the whole time, turtle was screaming for help, which caused moon to run in to help kinkajou. just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.
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kinkajou: the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.
moon: why'd you get banned?
kinkajou: touched the rat.
moon: ... what rat?
kinkajou: chunky cheese
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turtle: i wanna sleep for 40 hours.
winter: you know that's called a coma, right?
turtle:
turtle: that sounds so refreshing, i could totally go for a light coma right now.
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winter, with his hands cupped over each other: i found a cool spider!
turtle: oh? lemme see!
winter, opening his hands to see nothing there: ...um.
qibli: ...where's the spider.
winter: *looks troubled and stares at his hands*
turtle: oh no.
qibli: WINTER, WHERE'S THE SPIDER?!
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qibli: okay, what does A stand for?
peril: Arson.
qibli: aw, you're so good. okay! B! what does B stand for?
peril: Barson.
moon: *laughter*
qibli: What stands for C?
peril: Commit arson.
moon: Oooo.
qibli: D!
peril: Don't come near me, i'm going to commit arson.
moon: *more laughter*
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winter: if we don't get out of this alive... if we're both about to die... i love you, qibli.
*neither of them die*
qibli: ...
winter: ...
qibli: so do you wanna talk about somethi-
winter: no thank you.
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moon: you're so funny!
qibli: thanks! i'm desperate for people to like me
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thorn: are you alive
stonemover: debatable
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the readers: and now, for a gay update with wings of fire!
the characters: getting gayer.
the readers: thanks guys!
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hivewing 1: c'mon dude, join the hivemind already
hivewing 2: c'mon dude, join the hivemind already
queen wasp: c'mon dude, join the hivemind already
hivewing 3: c'mon dude, join the hivemind already
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hivewing 7: c'mon dude, join the hivemind already
hivewing 8: c'mon dude, join the hivemind already
hivewing 9: c'mon dude, join the hivemind already
hivewing 10: c'mon dude, join the hivemind already
hivewing 11: c'mon dude, join the hivemind already
cricket: I WILL NOT FALL TO PEER PRESSURE
