// a/n the f slur is said once in this chapter, from hiyoko to nagito
just wanted to warn you about that, anyway happy reading!
danganronpa season 2 cast
gundham: You all better say your farewells to Souda, for he is about to be, as you mortals say, "fucked"
orange juice boy: woah
kazuichi: UM GUNDHAM THSTS NOR HIW YOIU SAT THDT
hiyoko: did gundham just
gundham: What do you mean? That's what you told me to say
nagito: LMFOAOAOAOA
nagito: KAZUICHI?????????
fuyuhiko: uh
gundham: I have been informed that he is not about to be fucked, but is, as of now, fucked
fuyuhiko: damn that was fast
kazuichi: NO
orange juice boy: this is the funniest thing ever
kazuichi: omfg HE MEANS IM DOOMED
hiyoko: you kids and your slang
nagito: HAHAHAHAHHSHAH
kazuichi: ..
gundham: This is confusing
gundham: But anyway, Soda has broken the laws of the Dark Devas of Destruction
gundham: And he has broken the bond between caster and castee
kazuichi: I broke the weird ball thing that they run around it because I kicked it like a soccer ball
gundham: It is CALLED A TRANSPORT. And you broke it.
kazuichi: IM SORRY MAN
mahiru: wow kazuichi
nagito: creating a group chat was such a good idea
gundham: Never mind, Souda will live to see another day.
orange juice boy: did he pay you for a new one
kazuichi: i did
fuyuhiko: wow
kazuichi: what now
fuyuhiko: you never pay me for anything
kazuichi: i SAID i would get BACK to you
fuyuhiko: you got back to gundham
kazuichi: he would kill me
fuyuhiko: i'm about to kill you right now
kazuichi: oh!
mikan: guys...sorry to interrupt
nagito: you are never and never will be a bother mikan
mikan: i'm trapped in the closet
hiyoko: OMG YOU SKANK YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY SAY IT
mikan: i'm sorry!!! everyone forget i said that
nagito: UM????3?;?;?!(
orange juice boy: sigh where are you
hiyoko: NOWHERE
hiyoko: SAFE IN HER ROOM
ibuki: HIYOKO! NOT AGAIN!!!
mahiru: HIYOKO
fuyuhiko: again????
mikan: uhhhh..
hiyoko: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
gundham: Well this certainly takes away from my fiasco
kazuichi: WTF??:????
orange juice boy: notice how he only said that after he saw that gundham had said something in this chat
kazuichi: how about you shut the fuck up
orange juice boy: detective hajime on the case
peko: speaking of cases, can you guys focus? mikan is trapped in a closet
mikan: no it's okay, it's not that big of a deal
peko: can you get out?
mikan: no
peko: then yes it's kind of a big deal
orange juice boy: you're right my bad peko
kazuichi: he started it
orange juice boy: do not disobey peko she owns an actual sword
kazuichi:
kazuichi: sorry peko
teruteru: whats going on
kazuichi: do not fucking backread
teruteru: IM ON MY WAY TO SAVE YOU MIKAN
kazuichi: what the fuck
fuyuhiko: she's not gonna wanna fuck you if you save her from the closet
fuyuhiko: perv
teruteru: i
teruteru: that is NOT what i was thinking
nagito: bffr
peko: i found mikan
mikan: she found me
mahiru: mikan are you okay?
mikan: yes thank you
hiyoko: (she's forcing me to say this)
-hiyoko deleted a message-
hiyoko: i'm sorry for locking you in the closet mikan
mahiru: I SAW THAT
hiyoko: saw whaaat!!!!!
akane: can yall talk less
akane: my phone has 80+ notifications
mikan: sorry
akane: not you mikan you've never done anything wrong
hiyoko: except exist
akane: SHUT THE FUCK UP TINY ILL COME AND SNAP YOUR ARMS LIKE TWIGS
hiyoko: ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BUSTY
nagito: okay let's take it down a notch
hiyoko: YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING YOU FAG
nagito: i'm
orange juice boy: WOAH
nagito: honestly i'm not gonna comment
orange juice boy: huh
mahiru: i took her phone
ibuki: good plan!!!!!
mikan: yeah.... maybe
akane: well this was fun
sonia: What'd I miss?
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