**a/n for context, this is the day after they left. i was not in the mood to write another full on chapter on that,,, so i just didn't bro 🥰
cast of danganronpa season 2 bullies hajime hinata
**a/n as a little reminder, adhd mechanic is kazuichi, literal angel is sonia, and honk shoo is chiaki
ibuki: GUYSSSS OMG i miss you all SOOOO MUCH!!!!!!
orange juice boy: im so glad to be back in just this group chat
orange juice boy: yall in person is way too much for me
nagito: yall
adhd mechanic: yall
boss baby: yall
orange juice boy: im outside your house
boss baby: all of them?
orange juice boy: yes fight me
mahiru: yeah i miss you guys too :(
gundham: Indeed. I, too, feel a strange feeling of loneliness as now I am about to get on an aircraft with other imbeciles that I have no inherent connection with.
adhd mechanic: so basically he misses us too
boss baby: oh yeah how did the drive to the airport go
adhd mechanic: good?
boss baby: why was there a question mark
boss baby: do you not know
adhd mechanic: just like
adhd mechanic: you don't usually care about those kinds of things
adhd mechanic: did peko change your view on things or something
boss baby: haha die
adhd mechanic: oh!
akane: yeah boss baby how's being in a relationship treating you
orange juice boy: w
orange juice boy: w
boss baby: you're really sticking with the boss baby thing
akane: yeah i fr forgot what your actual name was so i just put boss baby and my husband is laughing at me
**a/n headcanoning time-akane owari (i forgot how to spell her last name bro) as an actress is married. not to nekomaru. they are jst besties
orange juice boy: HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE IS THIS FR
boss baby: what me being boss baby?
orange juice boy: yOU PULLED????
boss baby: oh
boss baby: oh did we not tell you
orange juice boy: NNNOOOOOOOO???
nagito: didn't tell me either wtf congrats tho
boss baby: were you two not there when i told the story
peko: no I don't think they were
peko: btw hajime and nagito hes dating me
peko: not some random person
orange juice boy: YESSSS YESS YE SYE SYE YA EYS EYS YES YES YEAS MY OTP
boss baby: we are real people what are you talking about otp
literal angel: We are so happy for you!!!
boss baby: thanks
peko: thank you sweetie
literal angel: Of course, I've always been rooting for you two!
boss baby: disconcerting but alr
orange juice boy: LIKE
orange juice boy: WHY WAS I NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO KNOW????,!(!;??
boss baby: you weren't there what can i say
orange juice boy: BROOOOOLOOOOO
nagito: big congrats guys you two are my actual parents
nagito: like before you were dating you were my parents
orange juice boy: omg when yall kiss does peko have bend dowN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
boss baby:
peko: actually the first time he did pull me down by my tie
orange juice boy: YOU ARE ACTUALLY JOKING IM PEEING MYSELF RIGHT NOW
boss baby: remember when you said you were gonna kiss nagito
orange juice boy:
orange juice boy: there is a part of me that wonders why we are best friends
boss baby: fuckin middle schooler
hiyoko: this is the funniest shit i've ever seen since hajime watching cocomelon
orange juice boy: it wasn't cocomelon
hiyoko: but like how did hope hoe and orange juice freak end up not being in the same room at the same time
orange juice boy: i was probably upstairs napping
orange juice boy: i did leave my own birthday party early bc i was tired
nagito: yeah i went and hid in the bathroom because i was little overstimulated
adhd mechanic: which bathroom? bc i took a bathroom break during peko and fuyuhiko's cute little story and you weren't in there (i don't think)
nagito: upstairs one
adhd mechanic: oh weirdo
honk shoo: huh
fuyuhiko - kazuichi
fuyuhiko: something is off
kazuichi: huh
fuyuhiko: that's suspicious isn't it???
kazuichi: you gonna explain or just leave it to my imagination
fuyuhiko: uh hello???
fuyuhiko: nagito and hajime
fuyuhiko: who have had chemistry for soooo long
kazuichi: buddy please
kazuichi: shipping real people???
fuyuhiko: kazuichi it isnt shipping anymore
kazuichi: kay i'm listening
fuyuhiko: think about it
fuyuhiko: same time period and same general place
fuyuhiko: and the way they were talking about it in the chat??
kazuichi: nagito did respond very fast
kazuichi: and hajime just kind of disappeared at the end there
fuyuhiko: right
fuyuhiko: just seems a little bit suspicious to me
kazuichi: god im SO LONELY
fuyuhiko: fly to england and go see your man
**a/n another headcanon. gundham british. fight me right now
kazuichi: you make me angry
fuyuhiko: 🥰🥰🥰
kazuichi: holy shit is that the first time you've ever used that emoji
fuyuhiko: like die
kazuichi: and three times too
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