a/n i released this one early bc i think it's funny :)
danganronpa season 2 cast
kazuichi: guys who stole my wrench :c
nagito: wtf who would do such a thing
kazuichi: i don't know
nagito: i know what will help
kazuichi: eh
nagito: the power of HOPE on your side
kazuichi:
kazuichi: anyone else have any ideas
boss baby: oh yeah i took it
kazuichi: what the fuck fuyuhiko
boss baby: i needed it to fix the tv
kazuichi: um.
kazuichi: just gonna throw this out there
kazuichi: nnnno you didn't
boss baby: uh yes i did?
kazuichi: a wrench?
kazuichi: for a television?
boss baby: did i stutter
chiaki: you always use question marks in the places you dont need them and leave them out of the places you do need them
boss baby: no i don't??
chiaki: you just did
boss baby: what are you talking about
chiaki: i give up
kazuichi: GIVE ME MY WRENCH BACK
kazuichi: and let me fix your tv
boss baby: okay
boss baby: and no you can't fix my tv because it's already fixed
boss baby: it's only a little lopsided and the color is weirdly saturated and it only plays in spanish but it's fine
kazuichi: nvm just buy a new one
boss baby: shut the fuck up
peko: perhaps we do need a new tv
boss baby: uhhh no we don't
peko: mayhaps we do
peko: I mean I personally am getting tired of watching peaky blinders in espanol
boss baby: ugh
kazuichi: omw
kazuichi: also like how did you get into my house
boss baby: shut up bastard
kazuichi: wow
sonia: Good morning everyone! 😊😃😄😙🌞🌞🌞🌸🌻✨
kazuichi: HI MISS SONIA GOOD MORNING
boss baby: don't text and drive
kazuichi: you really think i'm texting and driving right now
kazuichi: i am the most cautious driver in history
kazuichi: i lied earlier i haven't left the house yet
boss baby: wow
nagito: you know what really has kept you safe, kazuichi
kazuichi: no
nagito: i think you need to be enlightened
kazuichi: please
kazuichi: please don't
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no homo - a danganronpa 2 chatfic
Fanfiction**(marked mature for some extreme language, no smut or gore or anything scary!) this is a danganronpa 2 chatfic in the au that the whole danganronpa franchise was a television series. all the characters (actors, their names are just the same bc idk)...
