Jupiter took a moment to process what was going on.
Jupiter: Your..Neptune?
Planet X: Gah! You dummy- do I look like Neptune?
Europa: Yeah you kinda-
Planet X: SHUT UP! It was rhetorical!
Planet X was getting frustrated.
Io: Callisto- who's this weirdo?
Io whispered to Callisto.
Callisto: I-I don't know I'm not a scientist! That's the human's job.
Callisto whispered back.
Jupiter looked toward the Sun and then back at Planet X.
Jupiter: You from here?
Planet X: Are you dumb?
Callisto: Alright! What's ur deal X?
Callisto spoke out loudly.
Planet X turned toward Callisto.
Planet X: Ah, if it isn't Callisto! The dead moon.
Callisto: That joke is super old!
Io: I mean... it's true?
Callisto sighed.
Callisto: Io- just shut up You're not helping the situation at all.
Planet X: Yeah. I ain't wrong technically you have no surface activity going on at all.
Jupiter: Okay, who the hell are you?
Planet X: I'm X, aka the best planet-
Planet X was cut off by Jupiter.
Jupiter: You look identical to Neptune, you're not cool.
Planet X: Besides the point- I'm planet X.
Jupiter: You're...the ninth planet?
Planet X: No sh#t Sherlock.
Callisto: Didn't you get betrayed by Uranus billions of years ago or something along that line? What the hell are you doing over here?
Planet X: Why would I stay over there in that darkness? Got boring so why not get some formal and reasonable "payback" per-say?
Jupiter: Or you could just...talk things out?
Planet X: I ain't talking things out the beef is personal!
Planet X looked over to the Kuiper belt in the extremely far distance.
Planet X: Or... I could work with the dwarf planets-
Ganymede: Those small dudes? Good luck with that I doubt they'd even wanna work with you.
Planet X: Not Pluto or those losers, Eris is who I'm interested in.
Jupiter: YO WHAT-
Io, Europa, Ganymede, Callisto, and other moons flinched back a bit.
Planet X: NO- Not like that! I mean like a team-mate idiot.
Io: Oh.
Planet X: Have fun losers.
Planet X dashed off
Jupiter: What the hell did I just see?
Callisto: Don't worry about it, to be honest, not our problem.
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PlanetAdventure (S6)
Science FictionPLANETADVENTURE! Adventure the daily lives of the planets Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, And Neptune! All in one! With tons of new parts (episodes) and with tons of drama later on! (Season 6)
