Jupiter Vs Planet X

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Jupiter took a moment to process what was going on.

Jupiter: Your..Neptune?

Planet X: Gah! You dummy- do I look like Neptune?

Europa: Yeah you kinda-

Planet X: SHUT UP! It was rhetorical!

Planet X was getting frustrated.

Io: Callisto- who's this weirdo?

Io whispered to Callisto.

Callisto: I-I don't know I'm not a scientist! That's the human's job.

Callisto whispered back.

Jupiter looked toward the Sun and then back at Planet X.

Jupiter: You from here?

Planet X: Are you dumb?

Callisto: Alright! What's ur deal X?

Callisto spoke out loudly.

Planet X turned toward Callisto.

Planet X: Ah, if it isn't Callisto! The dead moon.

Callisto: That joke is super old!

Io: I mean... it's true?

Callisto sighed.

Callisto: Io- just shut up You're not helping the situation at all.

Planet X: Yeah. I ain't wrong technically you have no surface activity going on at all.

Jupiter: Okay, who the hell are you?

Planet X: I'm X, aka the best planet-

Planet X was cut off by Jupiter.

Jupiter: You look identical to Neptune, you're not cool.

Planet X: Besides the point- I'm planet X.

Jupiter: You're...the ninth planet?

Planet X: No sh#t Sherlock.

Callisto: Didn't you get betrayed by Uranus billions of years ago or something along that line? What the hell are you doing over here?

Planet X: Why would I stay over there in that darkness? Got boring so why not get some formal and reasonable "payback" per-say?

Jupiter: Or you could just...talk things out?

Planet X: I ain't talking things out the beef is personal!

Planet X looked over to the Kuiper belt in the extremely far distance.

Planet X: Or... I could work with the dwarf planets-

Ganymede: Those small dudes? Good luck with that I doubt they'd even wanna work with you.

Planet X: Not Pluto or those losers, Eris is who I'm interested in.

Jupiter: YO WHAT-

Io, Europa, Ganymede, Callisto, and other moons flinched back a bit.

Planet X: NO- Not like that! I mean like a team-mate idiot.

Io: Oh.

Planet X: Have fun losers.

Planet X dashed off

Jupiter: What the hell did I just see?

Callisto: Don't worry about it, to be honest, not our problem.

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