Is it possible to IGNITE Jupiter? (2)

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Deimos:We're here!

Phobos:Shh! Let's sneak around these weird-looking moons..

Jupiter:You guys know we can all see you and hear you.

Deimos:Uhhhh...well..hi?

Europa:You guys must be..

Phobos:What? Never heard of us? I'm-

Jupiter:We get it..now where is Mars?

Phobos:He's probably trying to find us right now.

Deimos:That's not what we came for!

Jupiter:Alright, what's your need?

Phobos:How come fire can't be ignited in space? We wanna ignite you on fire.

-Awkward moment of silence-

Jupiter:First of all..Why did you even imagine that?

Deimos:You're made of gas!

Jupiter:Well-yeah but..Setting me on fire would literally kill me, besides! Even if you did you would need a very huge fire.

Phobos:That's boring..let's go deimos! This was a waste of time.

Jupiter:You literally wanted the answer.

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