I have more motivation to update this than write the story I'm supposed to write
Since granny decided waiting 30 minutes was too long and disappeared and I desperately needed to share my day at school
Okay so
So technically I did band at my old school, so in my new school I was immediately accepted into band. Like I get to start immediately instead of auditioning and all that stuff
So I was sitting there cuz I was early, doodling in my book and a group of girls in band (basically my seniors) came over and talked to me cuz I looked lonely
In their attempt to talk to my introverted and awkward self one of them asked this question
"Do you have a boyfriend yet?"
(I'm like, in the youngest grade of my school. Below 15 how tf will I get one)
And she's like "you look like you have a boyfriend that's from your class"
Context I'm smart so I got into the second class aka everyone is smart there
MOVING ON
My seat in the class is where I get to hear a lot of funny shit.
So besides me is the class monitor, and behind me is a boy. The boy is friends with the class monitor.
So the class monitor told the boy to wait for her after class which is "放学后等我 (fang xue hou deng wo)"
He purposely misheard it into “放学后等火 (fang xue hou deng huo)" which is wait for fire after class
Get why it's funny? No? eh whatever MOVING ON
Which person who hates humanity wrote this
Scara? Is that you? Or someone else???
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yeah that's done ig
I ACTUALLY MADE FRIENDS
NOT JUST SOME "WE'RE IN THE SAME SITUATION SO WE'RE TALKING" PARTNERS
FIRST NEW FRIEND AT SCHOOL!!!!!
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