Book of Complete Randomness

22 June 2024-2

HOW THE HELL MY SENIOR THINKS IM A SUITABLE CANDIDATE TO BECOME A COMMITEE MEMBER

well it should be a good thing

WHO THINKS LETTING A FORM 1 THAT'S ONLY BEEN IN BAND FOR 3 MONTHS CONTROL THE ENTIRE BRASS SECTION IS A GOOD IDEA

MIGHT AS WELL END ME AT THIS POINT

there's...
Two 17 year olds
Three 16 year olds
Three 14 year olds
Two 13 year olds

HOW AM I GONNA TREAT MY SENIORS LIKE A NORMAL STUDENT

I've found out the testing period lasts for 5 practices

But I have to leave early on saturdays...

CAN I LEAVE EARLY ON SATURDAYS????

HELP

I DONT HAVE THAT SHARP OF EARS
HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA LISTEN TO THEIR MISTAKES
HECK
I CANT EVEN COMPREHEND MY SHEET MUSICS
HOW AM I GONNA UNDERSTAND EVERYONES
IM NOT EVEN PART OF THE MELODY AND IM ALREADY LOST
HOW DO I TEACH TRUMPETS????

senior: "the old committee members will guide you in private and give advice so don't need too stress"

yeah okay that's not making me better thanks

SGAONSYEOAGS9D FJGG8JGN

Edit: if I somehow miracously get chosen
...
I hope that never happens
I HAVE 4 MORE YEARS OF BAND IM NOT PREPARED