Cliffoconda: [insert image ^above^] look we're twins
Mae: omfg my maLUM HEART
Mae: pika pika
Mae: tell cal I said he's cute af
Cliffoconda: don't say that
Mae: say what?
Cliffoconda: af
Mae: ......
Mae: af
Cliffoconda: I hate you sometimes
Mae: well as long as it's not all the time
Mae: dude we should have a ship name
Cliffoconda: fuck no
Mae: why not? don't you love me?
Cliffoconda: I mean I just told you I hate you
Mae: yeah but you said sometimes
Cliffoconda: machael?
Cliffoconda: mie?
Mae: omfg they both suck change your name to like tyler or s/t
Mae: we could be tae or myler
Cliffoconda: fuck you man you change your name
Cliffoconda: sophie is a nice name
Mae: I read a fanfic once about you with a girl named sophie and y'all's ship name was mophie
Mae: it was cute
Cliffoconda: you read fanfics about me?
Mae: wat
Mae: who told you that
Mae: idk where you got that from wow
Mae: I don't read smut idk what you're talking about
Cliffoconda: wtf is smut??
Mae: idk what SMUT IS SHUT UP PLEASE TAKL ABOYT SOMRTHIBG ELSR
Mae: michael
Mae: micHAEL
Mae: oh my goD are you looking it up
Cliffoconda: I asked calum
Cliffoconda: he doesn't know so we're asking luke
Mae: daddy long legs is too innocent to know what it is c'mon
Cliffoconda: he doesn't know either
Cliffoconda: daddy long legs wtf mae :-(
Mae: breadstick noodle
Cliffoconda: bully :-(
Cliffoconda: asshole stole my phone
Cliffoconda: we're asking ashton now
Mae: oh my god I was gonna tell you but this got far too interesting
Cliffoconda: you are also an asshole
Mae: wow rude much
Cliffoconda: EW
Cliffoconda: EW OMG ASHTON TOLD US
Cliffoconda: YOU READ SEX THINGS
Cliffoconda: ABOUT ME
Mae: HOW DOES ASH KNOW
Mae: I KNOW NOTHING
Cliffoconda: DO YOU READ SMUT ABOUT ALL OF US
Mae: STOP YELLING AT ME
Cliffoconda: do you
**group chat**
Cal-Pal: Mae do you read sex things about me
Cal-Pal: I wouldn't blame you if you did
Mae: NO
smAsh: LIES !
Breadstick: idk how I feel about this I mean like you're mike's girl
Mae: oh my god I'm gonna shoot myself
Cliffoconda: this might be the weirdest convo I've ever had
smAsh: I didn't even know that people read those kinds of things
Breadstick: or wrote them
Mae: can we not talk about this please
Cal-Pal: why not? it's interesting
Mae: it's WEIRD
smAsh: weird but interesting
Cliffoconda: people actually fantasize about fucking all of us
smAsh: language!
Mae: I mean who wouldn't tbh
Breadstick: what
Cal-Pal: I KNEW IT
smAsh: MAE
Cliffoconda: god help me
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(a/n)
oh god this chapter took a weird turn i'm sorry i couldn't helP IT
anyway hey hi hello how are all of you i hope you all are fandiddlytastic
my ankle has gotten v v swollen so now i have like one normal ankle and then a kankle ://
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Fanfictioncatfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1...
