This is just to get me started and motivated so it's pretty short! :D
Hello, this is me speaking. And I have a pretty big question. How does one go about killing a galaxy? You can't really smack it. Are they people? What if they were? Are other things on this planet? Wait...
They spun around and saw it. A beautiful sight. It's maw was open, ready to bite. It was less of a creature though, they realized slowly. Someone was giving random shit sentience.
'This won't end well,' thought the Galaxy Corp. commander. 'This author can't write a plot.'
Yeahhhh, I can't write a plot without putting a LOT of effort into it. The plot either has to be really good, or a giant crappost, and those tend to have my best ideas and writing, so when I finally do post a crappost, go check it out.
I am planning on re-using the, "This author can't write a plot," quote as an actual plot driver in a different story, so be prepared for that.
Please, no constructive criticism unless I know you, as this is just an idea. If I actually expand on this, then I'll take feedback.