Infinite: pssst... guys 👀
Shadow: wtf your 3 inch weak ass want now
Infinite: first of all, I'm not 3 inches or weak, secondly... fuck you. I have a serious thought I want to share.
Sonic: lol how about you ask someone who cares 🤣😹😂😆🤭😜😝
Infinite: CORNYYYYYY ALERT ‼️‼️‼️ someone call the kernel police because we've got a corn that escaped its cob 🌽
Sonic: bros mad that NO ONE cares 😂🫵
Infinite: shut the hell up! Anyways I wanna share something I realized recently 🙈🙈
Shadow: quit dragging it out and hawk tuah, spit it out
Infinite: Wouldn't Scourge and Manic technically be siblings? That's like incest right? Since Sonic & Scourge are essentially the same person...
Scourge: WHAT. 😨 (that's crazy I'm literally fuckin my brother as we speak)
Sonic: ... wait what the actual fuck
Mephiles: ...
Silver: ...
Shadow: oh shit I can smell the comments now
Scourge: 🙈 omg guys my brothers lowkey kinda cute ima eat him up
Infinite: STOPPPP IM KILLING MYSELFFF
Scourge: you're the one that decided to suggest the thought in the first place. Now you probably traumatized 6 orphans.
Infinite: AM I WRONG THOUGH??
Scourge: Depends on perspective... but personally either way I'm still hittin that green good googly moogly cuz that thang is juicy
Mephiles: that's not very demure
Silver: or mindful...
Shadow: If me and mephiles fucked (specifically in a Ford F-150) would that be incest?
Infinite: backseat, or front seat?
Shadow: backseat
Infinite: personally in my opinion, no it's not incest but it's definitely gay.
Shadow: god damn, that's even worse
Mephiles: wait even if I was shoving tentacles up his big giant mouth watering GYATT?
Infinite: well, that might be a little more gay because you said "tentacles" implying it was more than one. But, shadows probably more gay for receiving.
Shadow: I knew you should've wore protection
Sonic: what the fuck
Shadow: I swear it was before we met
Sonic: WE MET BEFORE MEPHILES BITCH
Mephiles: chat calm down let me explain the significance of life insurance before Sonic kills Shadow...
Shadow: god damn it that means I'm receiving again!
Infinite: my favorite power bottom 😘
Silver: if it makes you feel better Shadow, I also receive
Shadow: personally that really makes me wanna kick your ass
Silver: 🙁 I'm sorry
Shadow: you're not sorry (Taylor's version)
Sonic: Can we focus on what's more important... is Manic and Scourge really INCEST?!
Scourge: if the shoe fits
Sonic: IS THIS TURNING YOU ON?
Scourge: sigh I'm pushing through (manics tight ass)
Infinite: IM KILLING MYSELF x2
Shadow: about time, can you do it one more time because the third times the charm?
Infinite: I need to go wash out my entire brain...
Scourge: just remember kids, don't fuck your cousins... instead fuck your siblings!
Sonic: I need Taco Bell so I can flush my system down the toilet
Scourge: honey taking taco bell as a laxative ain't gonna make you forget
Shadow: facts, never forget ✊🏼
Infinite: WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER 💪
Shadow: STAND A LITTLE TALLER 👆📏
Silver: DOESN'T MEAN IM LONLEY WHEN IM ALONE 🙈👻
Shadow: Actually yes it does because your entire future is in flames
Silver: oh
Scourge: guys siblings or dating?
Infinite: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP BLOCKED AND REPORTED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT AGAINST AN MINORRR.Scourge: do I look like Drake?
Infinite: in this light ya fucking do.
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Hiii so author here I just wanted to remind you guys everything in this book is a joke.Everything is based off your own opinion.
If you ship Manic and Scourge don't stop just because of my ass just making up shit.
I don't wanna mistakenly caused shit. (I already have by accident)
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𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜'𝐬 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 |𝐆𝐚𝐲 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧| (Sonic The Hedgehog)
ФанфикGay group chat, don't like don't read :) Group chat shall contain the following characters: -Sonic (obviously) -Shadow 🥵 -Silver -Mephiles -Scourge And the weakest of all.... -infinite 🤡 (Updates randomly) ⚠️~Some chapters may have content that...