Ep 33. - is it incest?

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Infinite: pssst... guys 👀

Shadow: wtf your 3 inch weak ass want now

Infinite: first of all, I'm not 3 inches or weak, secondly... fuck you. I have a serious thought I want to share.

Sonic: lol how about you ask someone who cares 🤣😹😂😆🤭😜😝

Infinite: CORNYYYYYY ALERT ‼️‼️‼️ someone call the kernel police because we've got a corn that escaped its cob 🌽

Sonic: bros mad that NO ONE cares 😂🫵

Infinite: shut the hell up! Anyways I wanna share something I realized recently 🙈🙈

Shadow: quit dragging it out and hawk tuah, spit it out

Infinite: Wouldn't Scourge and Manic technically be siblings? That's like incest right? Since Sonic & Scourge are essentially the same person...

Scourge: WHAT. 😨 (that's crazy I'm literally fuckin my brother as we speak)

Sonic: ... wait what the actual fuck

Mephiles: ...

Silver: ...

Shadow: oh shit I can smell the comments now

Scourge: 🙈 omg guys my brothers lowkey kinda cute ima eat him up

Infinite: STOPPPP IM KILLING MYSELFFF

Scourge: you're the one that decided to suggest the thought in the first place. Now you probably traumatized 6 orphans.

Infinite: AM I WRONG THOUGH??

Scourge: Depends on perspective... but personally either way I'm still hittin that green good googly moogly cuz that thang is juicy

Mephiles: that's not very demure

Silver: or mindful...

Shadow: If me and mephiles fucked (specifically in a Ford F-150) would that be incest?

Infinite: backseat, or front seat?

Shadow: backseat

Infinite: personally in my opinion, no it's not incest but it's definitely gay.

Shadow: god damn, that's even worse

Mephiles: wait even if I was shoving tentacles up his big giant mouth watering GYATT?

Infinite: well, that might be a little more gay because you said "tentacles" implying it was more than one. But, shadows probably more gay for receiving.

Shadow: I knew you should've wore protection

Sonic: what the fuck

Shadow: I swear it was before we met

Sonic: WE MET BEFORE MEPHILES BITCH

Mephiles: chat calm down let me explain the significance of life insurance before Sonic kills Shadow...

Shadow: god damn it that means I'm receiving again!

Infinite: my favorite power bottom 😘

Silver: if it makes you feel better Shadow, I also receive

Shadow: personally that really makes me wanna kick your ass

Silver: 🙁 I'm sorry

Shadow: you're not sorry (Taylor's version)

Sonic: Can we focus on what's more important... is Manic and Scourge really INCEST?!

Scourge: if the shoe fits

Sonic: IS THIS TURNING YOU ON?

Scourge: sigh I'm pushing through (manics tight ass)

Infinite: IM KILLING MYSELF x2

Shadow: about time, can you do it one more time because the third times the charm?

Infinite: I need to go wash out my entire brain...

Scourge: just remember kids, don't fuck your cousins... instead fuck your siblings!

Sonic: I need Taco Bell so I can flush my system down the toilet

Scourge: honey taking taco bell as a laxative ain't gonna make you forget

Shadow: facts, never forget ✊🏼

Infinite: WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER 💪

Shadow: STAND A LITTLE TALLER 👆📏

Silver: DOESN'T MEAN IM LONLEY WHEN IM ALONE 🙈👻

Shadow: Actually yes it does because your entire future is in flames

Silver: oh

Scourge: guys siblings or dating?

Infinite: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP BLOCKED AND REPORTED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT AGAINST AN MINORRR

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Infinite: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP BLOCKED AND REPORTED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT AGAINST AN MINORRR.

Scourge: do I look like Drake?

Infinite: in this light ya fucking do.


Hiii so author here I just wanted to remind you guys everything in this book is a joke.

Everything is based off your own opinion.

If you ship Manic and Scourge don't stop just because of my ass just making up shit.

I don't wanna mistakenly caused shit. (I already have by accident)

🫶🏻🍋

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