𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜'𝐬 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 |𝐆𝐚𝐲 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧| (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Ep. 21- The Fucking Toasters Fault

INFINITE IS PRIVATELY CHATTING WITH GADGET

Infinite: Babbyyyyyy

Gadget: Yes babe?

Infinite: they kicked me out of the gay group chat 😪

Gadget: aw that's okay, you still have me baby~

Infinite: But—

Gadget: Bur what?

Infinite: It felt nice to feel along with something... I just felt more included... you know?

Gadget: Hey, you don't need anyone but me, okay?

Infinite: I guess...

GADGET IS PRIVATELY CHATTING WITH MANIC

Manic: so did they suspect anything?

Gadget: Nope! Not a thing! Are you sure you wanna keep going... your brother is probably going to get mad at you.

Manic: Nah, I just wanna get back at Scourge for not adding me into the group!

Gadget: I wanna get back at Infinite for not adding me in the group... and FLIRTING WITH SHADOW THE ENTIRE TIME!

Manic: I think Scourge was flirting with my fucking brother 🤮

Gadget: it's time they all PAY for what they have DONE!

Manic: YeSSSeESEEE

Gadget: yAaSSS

Manic: gOoO SiStER SlAYYY—

SONIC IS PRIVATELY CHATTING WITH SHADOW

Sonic: Shadow, you up?

Shadow: Yeah, why?

Sonic: my brother seemed suspicious...

Shadow: wym?

Sonic: He keeps texting this guy, I ask who it is but he shoves me away and none of my business. He was also earlier asking about the group chat.

Shadow: You think he has something to do with this?

Sonic: Of course...

Sorry for the interruption, we will now be going back into our normal chats.

Scourge: So can you guys add them back yet?

Sonic: nope!

Silver: this is fucking stupid

Mephiles: blame the toaster...

Sonic: what?

Mephiles: BLAME THE FUCKING TOASTER YOU FRIED ONION!

Sonic: URSRIWRUWT

Sonic: FUCK YOU TOASTER!

ERROR: 71926

Silver: What the hell is that?

Sonic: I don't know?

Mephiles: weird, it's never just said Error like that before.

Scourge: ultimate hacker?

Sonic: Gotta be...

Silver: wELL fUCK—

Scourge: me

Scourge: please 😳

Sonic: CAN YOU NOT BE HORNY FOR ONE SECOND!

Sonic: THIS IS SERIOUS!

Scourge: DAMNIT FINE!

Scourge: my dick wants attention :(

Sonic: Go fuck Manic.

Sonic: speaking of that asshole...

Scourge: His ass be as big as the fucking sun

Scourge: juicy like a fresh apple

Scourge: fucking magnificent

Sonic: HES A DICK!

Scourge: gotta have a dick to know a dick

Sonic: huh?

Scourge: nothing...

Sonic: Anyways I think my brother has something to do with what's going on.

Scourge: really? Well what a dick.

Sonic: I-

Sonic: I wanna slap you in the head—

Scourge: sounds kinky

Sonic: hOW—

Scourge: idk...

Scourge: I'm horny

TBC

Scourge: again? Wtf—