Ep. 15- Not his friend

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Shadow: Fuck you Sonic, me and Infinite are now BFF'S!!!

Sonic: Wait what-

Infinite: Yeah! Your ass sucks!

Shadow: Exactly! You ugly ass mother fucker!

Sonic: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!

Shadow: UgLY aSS mOThER fUCKeR!

Sonic: SHADOW WTF! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!?

Shadow: then I found out, that Infinite was just so much cooler.

Sonic: Take that back right fucking now.

Shadow: no, you back stabber!

Sonic: WTF DID I DO?!

Shadow: you know

Sonic: I clearly don't

Shadow: Yes you Fucking do!

Silver: why can't I be your best friend?

Shadow: because, your not In my emo band.

Scourge: I thought you said Infinite wasn't emo?

Shadow; He isn't...

Silver: SO WHY CANT I BE IN YOUR EMO BAND!?

Shadow: BECAUSE YOUR NOT COOL ENOUGH!

Silver: FUCK YOU!

Shadow: YOU WISH YOU COULD!

Infinite: COME ON SHADS!!! LETS GO GET ICE CREAM!

Shadow: YESSS!!!

Sonic: iM kILLiNG YOU INFINITE!

Infinite: jealous much?

Sonic: SHADOWS MINEEEE!!!!

Mephile: not so much anymore...

Shadow: COME ON INFINITE!

Infinite: COMING!

Sonic: FUCK YOU ALL!

Silver: I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I CANT BE IN YOUR EMO BAND!!!

Shadow: Because!

Mephile: am I  cool enough to be in the emo band?

Shadow: yes, you are.

Infinite: yEAH

Sonic: why can't I be?

Shadow: your fucking blue.

Sonic: aND? YouR pOINT bEINg?

Shadow: not very emo...

Sonic: WhAT THE FuCK?!

Scourge: am I cool enough?

Shadow: you barely pass

Silver: I feel left out...

Sonic: same...

Shadow: never fucking mind, fuck infinite!

Silver: why?

Shadow: HES A BITCH! I HATE HIM!

Sonic: so do you love me now?

Shadow: yes

Shadow: I mean no, I don't forgive you for your sins.

Sonic: How dare you!

Silver: LET ME BE IN YOUR BAND!

Shadow: FINE!

Silver: YAYYYY

Sonic: Let me in your band.

Shadow: No, go dye your quills red, then I'll think about it.

Sonic: is Knuckles in your band?

Shadow: yes he is

Sonic: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK!?

Shadow: he's cool. he can cook

Sonic: nO hE cANT!

Shadow: he made me a salad once.

Sonic: I MADE YOU THAT!

Shadow: oh... WELL YOU FUCKING BITCH!

Infinite: UgHHHHH

Shadow: SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP!

Infinite: why you so mad. Anger issues-

Shadow: I will show you what Anger issues is if you keep it up.

Silver: were all gonna die anyways.

Scourge: I hope I go to hell

Shadow: I'm already in hell

Sonic: UGH! You guys annoy me...

Shadow: love you!

Sonic: STFU YOU DUMB BITCH!

Shadow: :(

Silver: I love you

Shadow: Shut the fuck up

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