Request by: @iantheidiot
Jakes POV:
————————————————————————Johnnie and I had made a deal, whoever can finish a bag of Takis first, gets to do anything to the other person. And we're both white men. We can't handle our spice. But, guess who won. Me, of course! Johnnie literally gave up mid way!
And since he lost, I got the chance to do ANYTHING to him. Last night I was thinking really hard about what I should do to him, and I thought of the most stupidest but funniest ideas I've ever gotten! I went on my computer and went online and you won't believe what I bought...
A vibrator...
For Johnnie...
Doesn't that sound funny?!
"Johnnie!" I swung his door open, causing him to jump
"Johnnie, I know what ima do!"
"What is it?..."
"You're going to hate me for this BUTT, I got you a vibrator!" Right when I said that, Johnnies jaw dropped and he immediately covered his face!
"W-wha?! What do you?!- WHAT?!"
"C'mon dude! You agreed to the deal!"
"Jake. I am not going to use it! And you can't make me use it! You have to find something else to do because I will NOT be putting that up my ass!"
"Dude, you love putting shit up your ass. Isn't that why you're always begging me to fuck the living shit out of you-"
"Shut up! I don't even do that!"
"Yeah, yeah. But if I end up needing to force it up ur ass, then dammit I will."
"Plus, I already ordered it so no turning back!"
Johnnie groaned while I walked out his room laughing at the thought of him having to deal with a vibrator up his ass!
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Time skip when Jake's oder arrives
————————————————————————-Finally! It finally came! I immediately ran up to Johnnies room with the package in my hand, slamming it down on his bed.
"The hell is that- wait. NO! WAIT!.. NOW?!" I eagerly nodded my head and started to rip the package open, while Johnnie started at me with a 'I hate my life' look.
"Look!" I put the vibrator up to his face before he could shove it away.
(I feel weird saying vibrator😭)"Jake, how about we do something else! You put the vibrator up your ass and I use the remote!"
"You really think im going to do that?.."
"Yeah, you're right... ugh,"
Johnnie stood up and snatched the 'brrr' toy away from my hand and walked inside the bathroom. It's going to be so much fun because we're supposed to go out to record a video!
"J-Jake.." Johnnie came out from the bathroom, with his face beet red and stood in front of the door awkwardly.
I instantly took action and grabbed the remote and pressed a random setting, which was 25%.
"JAKE! T-TURN IT OFF-AHH~ STOP!"
"BWAHAHA! Ok! Ok! I'll turn it off! For now... hurry up and go get ready, meet me downstairs when you're done!"
YOU ARE READING
Jake Webber X Johnnie Guilbert |•One Shots•|
FanfictionI did this for fun and because im bored and have nothing else to do. I'll try making more parts when I can. :p