sreks pov:
30 years. its been 30 yaers and Shrek is still as lonely as ever. lvingn alone in his swamp has really taken a toll on his mental health.
"maybe", Shrek says to himself, "I should get myself a therapist"
he goes over to his computer and opens it up. he searches up "therapists near me" and clicks on the first one. he signs up and goes to sleep since it was 2am.
THE NEXT DAY
"WHY THE FUCK IS MY THERAPIST 14 HOURS AWAY."
*time skip 14 hours*
"you must be Shrek." a angelic smooth honey like voice rang through shreds eyes as soon as he stepped into the office.
"y-y-y-y-y-y-y--y-y-y-y--y-y-yy---y-y-yee-e-e-e-ess-s-s-s-s-ss-s-s t-t-t-th-h-h-h-haat-t-t-ts-s-s mm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m--me--e-e-e-e" Shrek stuttered slightly. then, he looked up and made eye contact with the god-like figure in front of him.
"my name is Jesus, please, take a seat."
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Every King Needs His Queens || Gojo x Nagito x Sans x Shrek x Jesus
Hayran KurguShrek was on a journey to find his true love. It just so happened that his true love, turned out to be not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 people. Accompany Shrek, Gojo, Nagito, Sans and Jesus on their journey of love. (also there might be smut depending on...
