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Winnie : Theo ! This is a disaster !
Theo : What now , Winnie ?
Winnie : A complete utter total disaster !
Theo : Please calm down. Do your breathing exercises. What is it ? Now ?
Winnie : Dennis' Mama just emailed me the most hideous picture of the ugliest cake ever created ! Apparently his blamed godmama is some fancy big cake baking champion in their town or county or whatever and she is designing the cake for us as a gift to us ! A GIFT ! That's what she called it ! Designing !
Theo : I thought Matt was baking the cake. He's looking forward to it. His first cookbook was such a success that he's planning a new one on elaborate wedding cakes. He's still researching recipes.
Winnie : He was ! He is ! I still want his cake ! Because he can bake and I'm not altogether sure this person can bake , cook , whatever. The picture looks like dog turd on a plate ! It's chocolate or grey or whatever and supposed to look like a mountain because they're from the Mountain State ! OMG OMG OMG ! She's going to ruin my wedding ! This is MY day ! I should get what I want ! I don't want This ! HELP !
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Winnie : THEO ! HELP !
Theo : What now ?
Winnie : I so politely , nicely , sweetly asked that woman , Dennis' mama to ask that terrible woman not to make shit for my wedding. Now she's crying on the phone to Dennis and he blames ME ! How can he blame ME ! It's MY day and all I want is no shit on my wedding day. Is that wrong ?
Theo : For you no. For you it was pretty tame.
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Theo : Reed , Winnie is driving me crazy. Crazier.
Reed : Baby , this is all you. I'm only the father of the groomzilla lol. You're the " Mom " lol.
Theo : Oh shut up.
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Theo : Dennis. Listen. Please listen to me. Ask your god mama to please bake the cake as a supplement to Matt's actual wedding cake. Ok ?
Dennis : That's brilliant. Thanks , Theo.
Theo : You're welcome. Just please get married before all my hair turns grey and falls out.
Dennis : And mine as well.
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Winnie : THEO ! I so love the supple cake idea ! And we can hide it somewhere it can't offend people. Now tell Dennis he's wearing the purple tux.
Theo : Winston Gene Palmer Jr. , I'm blocking you.
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Theo and Reed's Blessed Groomzilla Event
General FictionTheo and Reed and friends are going to West Virginia for the Wedding of the Century ! They're finally marrying off their surrogate son Winston " Winnie " Palmer to his long time fiancé. Of course as we know trouble follows all of them and nothing ev...
