" Why the bloody damn hell is he driving so fast ! , " Saint growled as he shook his head of still full and thick for forty six golden blond curls in bemusement at the first car with Dennis and Winnie. Dennis apparently thought he was on a NASCAR riding track ! Matt shook his own head of once shaggy and now perfectly styled ( by the magical fingers of Pablo at his favorite beauty salon Dee's ) red hair. He cast a look at Saint disapprovingly , saying , " Careful , baby. Little ears in back. " Livvie poked out her little bottom lip dramatically as she retorted , " REALLY Daddy ! I hear worse than that on streaming. And Tik ToK ! " Matt dropped his cooking magazine abruptly upon hearing that and turned around to stare in disbelief at his adopted and Saint's biological daughter. " I'd like to know how , Olivia Fay St. Austin ! We blocked all that on your phone ! You're lucky you can text ! And I happen to know Theo does too on Benji's phone. " Livvie rolled her brown eyes. " Daddy , we broke through all that in five minutes ! If you paid for that software you were overcharged. "
" Why the fuck is Saint driving so fast ! , " Reed snarled as his dark brown hands tightly gripped the steering wheel so hard that Theo was afraid it might break. " He's driving like a maniac ! " Theo was doing The New York Times crossword on his phone and pondering over a three letter word for fanatic as he said wryly , " Calm down. Remember your blood pressure. You did have a stroke last year and if you do it again to me and die this time I'll kill you. He's probably driving so fast because he's trying to catch Dennis whose almost gone with the mighty mighty wind. At least that's what Matt just texted me. Also watch your language around Benji. "
" Yeah , " Benji teased from the back seat as he texted Livvie. " You don't want to corrupt me , Dad ! "
Theo continued on , " Matt also texted that you currently have Tik Tok on your phone. Hand it over , son. "
" BUT PAPA ! "
" Ummmm , " Winnie purred as he filed his nails and peeked in the rearview mirror , " Denny Poo , sugarkins , wonder pants , I think we may have lost the guys. "
Dennis rolled his round blue eyes mischievously. " Let me pull over and call one of them. Your buddies can't drive worth monkey spit , Winnie pooh bear. "
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Theo and Reed's Blessed Groomzilla Event
General FictionTheo and Reed and friends are going to West Virginia for the Wedding of the Century ! They're finally marrying off their surrogate son Winston " Winnie " Palmer to his long time fiancé. Of course as we know trouble follows all of them and nothing ev...
