please, take your shoes off at the door, you're getting sand in my bed.

-INTERMISSION-

hey fox and friends, welcome back :3

as you may know, this fic hasn't updated for about a good year or so, but for good reason. 

1. we both had summer jobs (only i did) (it was a messy time of year, esp since my work was understaffed and only 3 people were holding the fort down. me included. overtime like every other week becasue every week was illegal.)

to add to that, the fall semester started for classes, and lets just say that things got really difficult to write/plan. 

ntm, we kinda fell out of trigun (briefly) because my dumbass decided that it was my comfort show and i watched it every night after work and cried. and i mean. every. night.

BUT ALAS. 

we have a little treat, due to this absence. 

and that is to reveal our really, really, shitty crack outline to this fic. 

the final chapter will definitely come, but since it's gonna be awhile, we figured we'd give a lil sumthin. 

have fun reading what our minds came up with because it's truly a mess and genuinely one of the worst yet best things to exist. 

(brief context, leo + kyle are our genshin impact oc's who exist in a poly relationship.)

without further ado, enjoy <3

Collage au :D

The vibe:

· Knives is enviro law major

· Buzzfeed unsolved vibes

· Juniors mostly

· Vash college vlog

· Woofwoof music maj- guitar always

· Knives owns building- hes always lurking

(to whoever guessed the knives thing, i appreciate you.)

· Vash psych major

· Kinives runs vash fanclub- is actually a intelligence operation lol

· Vash in gohostin look mode trip over kyle, oh no a dead body, hey man, trynal be sad rn soz, oh so sad, ghost die w/o love

· Legato contact in knives phone Is papa smurf

General first half

I. Little frat parteh, vash is desperate to remove himself from his brother

II. Wolfy boy is dragged into being Vash's boyfr- roommate

III. Both are drunk, onlyy know each other becfause of meryl, it's a great time

IV. John Mulaney skit 2.0

V. Vash wakes up to call from landlord (knives with a mustachyea) – gramgram Knives

VI. Panic texting, who are u????

VII. After texting, wulfwulf moves ki8n pronounced kevin (sea monkies) + himself

VIII. Vash, criminally confused, acdcdepts it

IX. It is now summer

X. Meryl, across the hall, asks for help on project

XI. They whip out fake ghost hunter, there is a huge mass the third floor

a. Emf readem moment, question asked, demoinic screech, nifty answer quote integration

XII. Knives overhears, this starts adventures to ghosts.....

XIII. They get stuck for one hour, each 10 mins is a chapter

General middle

I. It starts ona serious, actual hunt

II. Theres the flickering lights, vash holding onto on all levels e4xcept physical, wolfwood. Lots of issues.

In the first 30min:

· Circle huddle- problem solve

· Cammpfdier stories now ig

o Ghost story abt invis cloak from devil (Knives giving vash is jacket)

o Kyle just randomly, "On h o I left my squirrel outside" open windown and retrieve swirille

· Vash vanishes ready to continue hunt, Wolfwood "OMG hes prob gonnap pull out spirit box" Vash in corner, *Pulling out spirit box

· Milly go w/ vash to keep track and record. Meryl stay to rec

· Lights out

· Minute 20, in darksleuthing to find stuffs. Vash and titwood moment, Milly fmagic

· Avocado pit moment- wofelwod

· Ghost traps/props in dark while look for light again again

Vash ask heart eat q, nada, but Wolfwood, strpbe light- when knives ghos present, he I ncorner filciking lights. "aha. I'm about to go up in flaymes~"

III. 3 chaps later, knives interlude – office style, selfie stick

IV. You find out knives left his keyz, this is when he breaks thru window. Vacoom. Ghost,.

V. Picture this: ghost in window; wolfwood, armed, ablsoutely flings his guitar at the intruder, cue couch scene pt1, muffled sobs from sad guitarless man

VI. Commits to the ghost, vash is a spirit medium, meryl is sus

VII. Everyone spook, knives princess moment w/ meryl, oh no camera casualty

a. Couch pt.2 mreyl contemplates what led to this moment, her breaking point

VIII. Imagine: meryl, absolutely done with everything, gathers up the remains of the guitar and just goes ham on the forever locked door

a. Couch 2.5- wolfwoods back- ghost wine7890

i. Aging for neg years ig, glass shattering??

IX. Knives ghost gaslight guilttrip moment, hes really girlbossin it for those keys

a. Selfie corner moment plot for couch keys- ghosts have modrn tech???

X. See other corner- drug man homeless?? It was allllll a dream

XI. Window, ducklings , lost in the "wilderness"

XII. Car scene, kidnapping, hes probably okay?

General last bit

I. Timeskip

II. Life is good again

III. Its oktober

IV. Wew guys we'3re alive

 I. Oh no meryl is doing another project

II. We are not going

III. *At the m,ansion*

IV. Story ends with screaming at the sight of kyle

END