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Private chat: Roger and John

7.40 am

blonde hottie: on a scale from one to ten 

blonde hottie: how mad is he? 

blonde hottie: like

blonde hottie: do i have to make arrangements?

kinky boy: wait

7.42 am

kinky boy: yep

kinky boy: you are fucked

kinky boy: about a 10000000000000000000 out of 10?

blonde hottie: would he follow me if i just emigrated to mars?

kinky boy: are u stupid?

kinky boy: space is his territory

kinky boy: you'd be even more fucked

blonde hottie: bloody hell

Group chat: Miami and the boys

8.11 am

Miami: Why have I been hearing nothing but yelling for the past twenty minutes? You were supposed to start recording at 8 am.

John: uhm

John: creative differences?

John: i guess

Miami: Huh.

Miami: Well, then please try to settle this calmly. You can be heard everywhere in the building.

Freddie: Don't worry, Miami. It will only take a human sacrifice to get Queen going again.

Miami: WHAT-

John: i am afraid rog is gonna be that sacrifice

John: or brian's nerves

John: one of them is gonna die

John: sooner or later

Miami: BOYS

Group chat: Queen

8.14 am

Swearing Grandpa: IF YOU EVER PULL ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN, ROGER, I WILL NEVER LET YOU OUT AGAIN!

Rest in Peace: YOU CANNOT TIE ME UP IN YOUR BLOODY BASEMENT

Swearing Grandpa: WELL, I JUST MIGHT

Rest in Peace: I HOPE YOU'RE JOKING

Swearing Grandpa: I AM NOT

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