queen groupchat

balloons

Group chat: Queen

7.17 pm

Captive: Guys, where are you?

The Deaks: at home

Snitch: At a party with Jim.

Snitch: Why? 

Captive: Someone put balloons in my yard. There's glitter in them. I hope, for the life of whoever has done this, that the balloons will not pop.

Snitch: Sounds like Roggie to me.

Liar: hey, why am i at fault all the time?

Snitch: Because you pull a lot of bullshit?

Liar: hhhhnnnnggh

The Deaks: you okay, rog?

Liar: yeah, just mad at fred

Liar: you do pranks just as much as i do, fred

Captive: That's right. 

Captive: Why is it my yard though?

Liar: sounds like joe to me

The Deaks: isn't he on a trip with his husband?

Snitch: Wait, I thought he was out with Ben-

Snitch: OMG

Snitch: WAIT A FRIGGIN MINUTE

Snitch: ARE JOE AND BEN MARRIED?

The Deaks: you didn't realize that??

Liar: usually i'm the slow one, ahaha

Captive: To be fair, I did not really make the connection as well. 

The Deaks: dense poodle

Captive: Hey

Snitch: OMG

Snitch: BEN AND JOE ARE MARRIED

Snitch: THAT'S SO SWEET

Liar: they are intensely competing with you and jim for the cutest couple of the year

The Deaks: i thought you and brian were running for that

Liar: deaky, i swear

Liar: you're full of shit sometimes

The Deaks: you underestimate the amount of wild things happening in my brain

Captive: Oh, good Lord.

Snitch: Do you think it's weird in a group of friends when two of them are a married couple?

Captive: Are you planning on getting married soon?

Snitch: No, just wondering. 

Snitch: Well, actually I know I want Jim by my side for the rest of my life but we want to wait for a few years.

The Deaks: i guess it's not much different than a non-married couple

The Deaks: besides

The Deaks: nikki and i are married

The Deaks: did that ever cause problems?

Liar: only when you ganged up on me and brian

The Deaks: that was fun though

Liar: not for me 

The Deaks: ooooh, poor roggie :(