Group chat: Joe's gang
3.13 pm
Rami: Hey, are you up for dinner tonight? I know it's a little spontaneous but I want to do something with you guys.
Lucy: Of course! :)
Gwilym: Yeah, I'd love to! Is it going to be just us?
Rami: Who else would you like to invite?
Joe: PLEASE, tell me you're thinking about John MOTHERFUCKING Deacon?
Rami: Joe
Ben: You are a little too enthusiastic, honey.
Joe: IT'S QUEEN, HOW CAN YOU NOT BE?
Joe: WE LITERALLY HAVE THE FUCKING OPPORTUNITY TO BE FRIENDS WITH AMAZINGLY TALENTED ROCKSTARS
Joe: AND NONE OF YOU IS EVEN REMOTELY FAZED
Lucy: I think it's awesome :)
Joe: My. Point. Still. Stands.
Rami: I think they prefer it if we treat them like normal people.
Joe: BUT THEY ARE GODS
Joe: HAVE YOU HEARD THEIR FRICKING MUSIC?
Allan: yes
Allan: but still, i think they're just crackheads like we are
Allan: i mean, haven't met them yet but from what gwil tells me
Lucy: They are for sure quite a handful. I mean, they're only four (five, if you count in Jim but he isn't always there) but they have two Joes, so it's probably a lot more exhausting.
Gwilym: I'm gonna tell them that. I'm sure Freddie and Roger will appreciate it a lot, haha. John is probably just gonna laugh his ass off.
Lucy: Don't you dare.
Joe: shame
Joe: he has a nice one
Ben: Joe, darling. I'm still in the group chat.
Joe: hey, you of all people should understand
Joe: you're just as gay as i am
Ben: Yes, but I'm also just as MARRIED as you are.
Joe: ah, come on
Joe: i'm gonna appreciate a fine-looking man
Ben: I'm gonna hate myself for this later but you're right. John Deacon is a handsome man.
Joe: THANK YOU
Rami: Hold up, that gives me an idea.
3.25 pm - Rami has changed 'Joe' to '#1 John Deacon Fan'
Lucy: LMAO
Gwilym: This is the funniest shit I have seen in a while.
Allan: yep, true
#1 John Deacon Fan: i feel extremely honoured to be awarded with a prize like this. my life's purpose has been reached. i can now die a happy death.
Lucy: Don't you dare, drama queen
Ben: My dear, would you please refrain from doing that? I want to spend many, many long years with you.
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queen groupchat
Fanfictionwhat if queen had a group chat? i was inspired by the books out there just like this so yeah, enjoy this creative and chaotic thingy i made!
