glitch in the matrix?

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Group name: Queen

6.56 am - Freddie has added John and Roger to the chat

9.23 am

John: the strangest thing just happened to me

Roger: what is it?

Freddie: I am really curious. Whenever Deaky says that something strange happened, you better buckle up because you're about to witness the most mind-blowing story ever.

Brian: Freddie. Why?

Freddie: What are you coming at me for? It's true. Deaky is so unfazed all the time. It's creeping me out every once in a while.

John: me? unfazed?

John: have you seen me last weekend with roggie?

Freddie: You know I didn't mean it like that.

Roger: could we please come back to the story? i am curious

John: well, i went to the store

John: and i was completely absent-minded

John: so i almost run straight into this one guy standing in front of the shopping carts

Roger: straight? you sure you're able to do that?

John: ...

John: looking at freddie i might reconsider

Freddie: Aaaaw, thank you, darling.

Freddie: Though I have to remind you, I have Jim. But I am quite sure we could come to an arrangement, even with you in it, Deaky.

Brian: Really?

Roger: uhm

John: thanks for the offer

John: but i'll stay with veronica

John: no offense

John: but dick really isn't for me

Freddie: Well, I mean... You're missing out.

Brian: Freddie.

Roger: anyway

John: so i went and apologized because it was embarrassing

John: and then he turns around and says "oh, that's not a problem" and i swear, it was the exact same voice as bri

John: he also looked extremely like bri

John: extremely uncanny

John: put a wig on that guy and you'd have a carbon copy of our favourite astrophysicist

Freddie: Whoa. That's awesome. Did you talk to him after that?

Brian: I am a little confused.

John: yeah, we talked a little

John: because he realized i was staring at him as if he just fell out of a ufo and asked whether i was okay

John: in that moment i just wanted die on the spot

John: top ten of my most embarrassing moments ever

Roger: hold up

Roger: those moments are always changing

John: being an introvert and socially clumsy will do that to you

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