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Group chat: Queen

4.02 pm

Brian: Which one of you nutjobs is abusing my door bell right now?

Deaky: why is it always our fault?

Freddie: Really, Brian? Why are you always blaming us?

Roger: just because we're a little chaotic from time to time?

Brian: Okay, FIRST OF ALL

Brian: You are not just "a little chaotic from time to time".

Brian: Secondly, no sane person who wants something from me would ring the bell for two minutes straight!! That is typical behaviour for you.

Freddie: HAH

Freddie: That makes me innocent. I can't do shit straight.

Roger: you're not gonna get your bi ass out of trouble with that excuse, fred

Freddie: WHY do you assume it's me???

Roger: BECAUSE IT AIN'T ME

Freddie: AND SO YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME IT'S MY FAULT???

Roger: I CAN HARDLY PICTURE DEAKY STANDING IN FRONT OF BRI'S HOUSE FOR THREE MINUTES JUST TO RING THE BELL

Roger: wait

Roger: why don't you just open the door, bri?

Roger: like, you could see who it is?

Brian: Do I look like I'm going to give whomever it is the satisfaction of giving in to their prank? I have standards.

Freddie: Bri being stubborn, I love it.

Roger: wait a minute

Roger: the deaks has been awfully silent for the past few minutes

Roger: deaky?

Roger: is there something you'd like to confess?

Deaky: well, actually

Deaky: there is something

Freddie: Uh-oh, here we go

Deaky: i'm in your wardrobe

Freddie: WHAT

Roger: lmao

Brian: What the hell?

Deaky: no, just kidding

Deaky: i'm trying to spend time with veronica and that's a little impossible when you're all texting the whole time, guys

Roger: mute the chat

Deaky: you don't think i already did that???

Deaky: mute yourself

Roger: hEY

Roger: guys, deaky is being meeeaaaannnnn

Freddie: Wasn't there something about bickering as your love language?

Roger: true

Roger: love you, deaks <3

Deaky: mhmhm, love you too, blondie <3

Freddie: Aaawww

Freddie: Cute

Brian: So, can we please come back to the fact that there's still someone who has been ringing my doorbell for the past five minutes?

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