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Private chat: John and Roger

10.45 pm

blonde hottie: deaky

blonde hottie: they made a mistake

blonde hottie: they briefly left our phones unsupervised

kinky boy: nice

kinky boy: i can finally go to the kitchen and get some more snacks

blonde hottie: why couldn't you go before?

blonde hottie: do you need your phone to walk?

kinky boy: no

kinky boy: but i don't want to give my brain a moment to start thinking about the dancing trolls

kinky boy: they can't even dance better than me??

blonde hottie: are you okay?

blonde hottie: do you need a hug?

kinky boy: NOT FROM PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT WATCH TINKERBELL

blonde hottie: I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO WATCH UP TO THREE MOVIES

blonde hottie: BUT YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME WATCH SEVEN OF THOSE FUCKING FILMS

kinky boy: THEY. ARE. AWESOME

kinky boy: i refuse to be in the same room as you

kinky boy: i will now get me snacks

blonde hottie: but you'll miss the ending!?

blonde hottie: it's the best, she will punch him in the face!!

kinky boy: if you wanted to make me interested in a movie that already bores me

kinky boy: maybe not spoil the ending?

blonde hottie: you really can be a sassy bitch, you know?

kinky boy: i know

kinky boy: deaky out

11.01 pm

blonde hottie: don't forget to bring me some nachos

kinky boy: i will not get you nachos

kinky boy: move your ass

blonde hottie: but the film isn't over yet

kinky boy: aaaw, so you'll have to survive without nachos 

blonde hottie: i feel very attacked right now

kinky boy: let me have my cheese in peace, rog

kinky boy: for fuck's sake

Group chat: Queen

11.02 pm

Freddie: Do you really believe I cannot see you texting all the time, Roger?

Freddie: And before you say anything, I know Deaky went to the kitchen with his phone.

Freddie: May I remind you that you two are still grounded? Do I have to take away your phones again?

Roger: you are texting yourself?????

Freddie: A) I am not grounded for I am a responsible adult.

John: lol

Freddie: Stop sassing, Deaky.