Group chat: Queen
9.14 am
Creepy As Fuck: seriously guys
Creepy As Fuck: you're taking it a little too far now
Captive: Deaky, what is going on?
Creepy As Fuck: i just recieved a letter from someone
Creepy As Fuck: it's a picture of joe wearing my clothes
Creepy As Fuck: and someone organised a wig so he actually looks like me
Creepy As Fuck: WHY
Creepy As Fuck: WHY WOULD YOU MAIL ME A PRINTED PICTURE OF JOE LOOKING LIKE MY UGLY ASS?
Revenge Boy: You are not ugly, darling. You have the soft looks of God's favourite angel.
Revenge Boy: And that is not my doing.
Creepy As Fuck: flattery ain't gonna help you out of this one, fred
Lucy Double: nope, wouldn't do that
Captive: Oh yes, because it is sooo likely I would do anything like that.
Revenge Boy: Oh, don't pretend you're all innocent
Revenge Boy: We know you, Brian May
Captive: What have I done that you are addressing me like that?
Revenge Boy: Seriously
Revenge Boy: Don't act like that. We will not believe you.
Creepy As Fuck: can we come back to the important questions here?
Creepy As Fuck: WHY
Lucy Double: why are you even assuming it was us?
Lucy Double: anyone could've sent that letter?
Captive: May I remind you that you two put glitter everywhere in my room? Therefore Deaky's suspicion is reasonable. I mean, you are always off to pull some pranks on us.
Revenge Boy: We just wanted to brighten your day, Bri :(
Lucy Double: yeah, you were supposed to be happy about it, starry eyes
Captive: I STILL FIND GLITTER EVERYWHERE AND IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS
Lucy Double: so your days are still getting lightened up? :D
Captive: Sometimes I could smack you with my guitar, Rog.
Creepy As Fuck: hey
Creepy As Fuck: don't get the innocent guitars into this
Creepy As Fuck: they haven't done anything to deserve being used as a weapon against the blondie
Lucy Double: deaky
Lucy Double: :(
Creepy As Fuck: back to the original topic though
Creepy As Fuck: any bright ideas who would send me a letter like that?
Creepy As Fuck: EXCEPT for you?
Creepy As Fuck: no one else even knows my address
Lucy Double: tax office?
Revenge Boy: wHAT
Creepy As Fuck: why on god's green earth would the fucking tax office mail me a picture of a random guy in my own clothes without asking for money?
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queen groupchat
Fanfictionwhat if queen had a group chat? i was inspired by the books out there just like this so yeah, enjoy this creative and chaotic thingy i made!
