similarities, part 1

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Group chat: Queen

10.52 pm

John: I AM SO CONFUSED

John: why does joe look so much like me??

John: it's irritating me so much

Brian: Consindering the fact that Gwilym looks like me, Rami has some similarities to Fred and Joe seems to be unnervingly close in looks to Deaky, we could almost open up a second band called "The Doubles".

Roger: hey, i don't have a double

Roger: what would i do?

Freddie: Scream like a maniac like you always do, darling?

John: yea

John: that definitely is enough for two

Freddie: I mean

Freddie: That Ben guy is blonde as well.

Brian: But a lot more ripped than Rog.

John: doesn't he at least need to radiate some sort of chaotic energy to be considered rog 2.0?

Roger: you guys make it sound like i am a chaotic maniac who is always screaming

John: well, you're a pretty good drummer, too

Roger: thanks deaks

John: always for you, chaos

Freddie: We could put a wig on Ben and then pretend he is Roger. I mean, that man is hot as fuck, so either way everyone's gonna be drooling over him, whether or not he actually looks like Roggie.

Roger: hey!?

Freddie: Darling, I am just saying you two do not really look alike.

Freddie: However, I did not say that you aren't hot. I mean, I am no liar. You're flaming hot. 

John: why not ask lucy to double roger?

John: she's stunning, has long and blonde hair, is actually a girl, can probably reach the heights as well

Freddie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Freddie: I'm on board.

Brian: We'd have to roughen up her hair but she fits the part, yes.

Roger: i am not a girl

Brian: Your hair says otherwise.

Roger: why can't i have long hair? deaks has long hair as well and no one says he has girl hair

Freddie: That's because your face is also extremely beautiful and soft in a way usually associated with women. Maybe a beard?

John: do us a favor

John: don't

John: i don't need any more nightmares of you

Roger: THANKS

Brian: I have to admit, I also cannot picture Rog with a beard without my head hurting. 

John: ten bucks he's gonna grow out a beard now just to piss us off

Freddie: Then he probably goes from "angel" to "viking"

Roger: why

Roger: also

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