queen groupchat

chaotic siblings

Group chat: Queen

9.31 pm

Brian: John, Roger, where are you? 

Brian: Freddie and I have been waiting for ages now. 

Deaky: we weren't supposed to meet inside?

Freddie: When did we ever do that?

Deaky: no clue

Deaky: but rog and i met up earlier

Deaky: so we're already inside

Roger: and it's awesome hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Brian: Oh good heavens.

Freddie: I think there's nothing you can call upon now that's still going to save us.

Freddie: Those two left unsupervised? We can be relieved the club is still intact and no police has been called yet.

Roger: and what exactly is that supposed to mean, fred?

Roger: do you believe deaky and i can't be left alone?

Freddie: Really?

Freddie: No

Freddie: Off the top of my hat I can think of eleven different situations in which you two got into fucking trouble. Solely because you were bored.

Deaky: what is so wrong about that?

Freddie: MAYBE BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED DURING THE PAST THREE WEEKS!?

Brian: Nope, it was two and a half weeks.

Freddie: Even worse

Deaky: what can i say?

Deaky: rog and i like to pull bullshit

Brian: Then start finding ways of getting out of it on your own.

Roger: rude

Freddie: Don't test me, blondie.

Roger: wanna fight, bitch?

Brian: HEY HEY HEY, calm the fuck down. 

Deaky: things are getting heated 

Deaky: would you like a cold drink?

Freddie: You really are a sassy little menace, aren't you?

Deaky: i actually identify as a menace to society, so yeah

Deaky: not too far off

Roger: and i'm the big brother enabling the menace

Roger: while trying to make sure he has fun

Deaky: yes, we are a perfect team

Roger: high five, mate

Deaky: put your drink down first

Deaky: we still need to find out who can ex a cocktail faster

Roger: you're right

Freddie: What-

Freddie: Brian, I am afraid of whatever situation we'll run into once we get into the club.

Brian: I am not sure if thinking about it in detail is the right move here.