(story and cover images generated by ai)
ai prompt: write an episode of unus annus but they're drunk
Scene: Mark and Ethan are sitting on the couch in their Unus Annus studio, holding empty bottles of whiskey in their hands.
Mark: (slurring) Hey Ethan, you know what we should do?
Ethan: (equally slurring) What?
Mark: We should try to do a handstand!
Ethan: (laughs) Yeah, let's do it!
The camera cuts to Mark and Ethan attempting to do handstands in the middle of the studio, stumbling and falling over multiple times.
Mark: (laughing) This is harder than I thought it would be!
Ethan: (grunting) Yeah, I think I need another drink to help me balance.
They both crawl back to the couch and pour themselves more whiskey.
Mark: (singing) I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout!
Ethan: (joining in) Tip me over and pour me out!
They both burst into laughter, their drunken antics becoming more and more ridiculous as the night goes on.
Mark: (high-pitched voice) I'm a unicorn!
Ethan: (pretending to ride him) Giddy up, horsey!
The camera pans out as Mark and Ethan continue to goof off, their laughter filling the room.
The next morning, Mark and Ethan wake up with terrible hangovers, groaning and regretting their drunken escapades.
Mark: (muttering) Note to self, no more drinking on camera.
Ethan: (weakly) Yeah, my head feels like it's about to explode.
They both laugh at their foolishness before getting up to start filming another episode of Unus Annus, this time sober and much more careful.
The end.
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author note:
wh y does ai write so funky this sounds goofy as hell
YOU ARE READING
letting AI write new episodes of unus annus
Humoryeah you read the title idk what this is im drunk and i miss unus annus i also had ai make the cover image lmfaooo
