letting AI write new episodes of unus annus

#6 death (again)

im hvaing it do the last one again because imdying laughing 

ai prompt: write a hilarious episode of unus annus where ethan teaches mark how to do gymnastics but ethan dies while demonstrating a backflip but mark doesn't notice and keeps filming the video with his corpse

attempt #1

[The episode opens with Mark and Ethan standing in a gymnasium, wearing matching leotards and looking excited.]

Ethan: Alright, Mark, today I'm going to teach you some basic gymnastics moves! It's going to be so much fun.

Mark: Yes! I can't wait to flip and twist like a pro!

[Ethan begins showing Mark how to do a somersault, but as he goes into a backflip, he miscalculates and slams onto the mat with a loud thud. Mark gasps in horror.]

Mark: Ethan! Are you okay?

[Ethan remains motionless on the mat, his eyes closed.]

Mark: Ethan? Ethan!

[Mark shakes Ethan's body, but there is no response. Mark starts to panic.]

Mark: Oh no, what do I do? Should I call for help?

[But then Mark looks at the camera and remembers they are filming an episode of Unus Annus.]

Mark: Wait, we need to keep filming! The show must go on!

[Mark quickly sets up the camera and continues with the lesson, pretending that Ethan is still alive and teaching him from the beyond.]

Mark: And now, Ethan will show us how to do a perfect handstand!

[Mark awkwardly tries to lift Ethan's lifeless body into a handstand position, but it just flops back down.]

Mark: Um, maybe we'll skip that one for now. How about we move on to the balance beam?

[Mark starts to drag Ethan over to the balance beam, trying to make it look like he's still alive and participating in the lesson. The whole scene is ridiculously comical, with Ethan's limp body being manipulated by Mark.]

Mark: Look at Ethan go! He's so talented and flexible!

[The episode ends with Mark frantically trying to keep up the charade, while viewers at home are in stitches watching the absurdity of the situation.]

[As the screen fades to black, a message appears: "RIP Ethan, the gymnastics guru. He died doing what he loved...sort of."]

[The End]

attempt #2

The episode begins with Ethan excitedly setting up the camera for their next Unus Annus video. He's grinning from ear to ear as he announces that today, he's going to teach Mark the basics of gymnastics.Mark, looking a little uneasy, agrees to give it a shot as Ethan starts demonstrating a perfect backflip. But as Ethan lands, he clutches his chest in pain and collapses to the ground.Panicked, Mark rushes over to check on Ethan, but he's already gone. Mark, completely oblivious to the fact that Ethan is now a lifeless corpse, simply assumes he's taking a break and keeps the camera rolling."Alright, come on Mark, your turn!" Ethan's lifeless body lays there, limbs twisted in an unnatural position, as Mark begins attempting the backflip.With each failed attempt, Mark continues to cheer himself on, completely oblivious to the fact that his friend is dead. "Almost got it this time!" he exclaims as he trips and falls flat on his face.Throughout the video, Ethan's body is shown in the background, slowly starting to decompose as Mark obliviously continues to film. The comedic irony of the situation is not lost on viewers, who are torn between laughter and horror.The video ends with Mark finally nailing the backflip, jumping up triumphantly and high-fiving Ethan's lifeless hand. The screen fades to black, leaving viewers questioning what they just witnessed.As the episode comes to a close, a voiceover plays, "Remember, life is short. Make the most of it while you can." And just like that, the Unus Annus gymnastics video goes down in history as one of the weirdest and most memorable moments in the channel's short-lived existence.