letting AI write new episodes of unus annus

#this is sobad

Title: "Pancakes, Treason, and a Chase from the FBI"INT. UNUS ANNUS KITCHEN - MORNINGMark and Ethan are dressed in aprons, ready to make pancakes for breakfast.MARK: (excitedly) Today, we're going to make the best pancakes the world has ever seen!ETHAN: (mocking tone) Yeah, because that's totally achievable.They start mixing the ingredients for the pancakes, but things quickly take a turn for the worse.MARK: Oops, I accidentally added salt instead of sugar.ETHAN: And I accidentally added vinegar instead of vanilla extract.Suddenly, the smoke alarm goes off, and they realize they've burnt the pancakes.MARK: (panicking) Quick, let's throw them out the window!They toss the burnt pancakes out the window, not realizing they hit someone on the head outside.Suddenly, there's a knock on the door, and the FBI bursts in, guns drawn.FBI AGENT: Freeze! You're under arrest for treason and terrorism!MARK: (confused) What? We were just trying to make pancakes!FBI AGENT: (showing a photo) Well, it looks like your burnt pancakes just hit the Queen of England on the head, and now she's in a coma!ETHAN: (sarcastically) Well, that escalated quickly.The FBI leads Mark and Ethan out of the house, and they start running from the law.MARK: (panting) I can't believe we're fugitives now because of pancakes!ETHAN: (trying to lighten the mood) On the bright side, at least we have a good story for Unus Annus.They continue to run from the FBI, causing chaos wherever they go.MARK: (out of breath) Maybe we should've stuck with cereal for breakfast.ETHAN: (smirking) Or maybe we should've just ordered pancakes from a restaurant.As they disappear into the distance, the screen fades to black, ending the episode with the Unus Annus logo.FADE OUT. THE END.