ai prompt: write an episode of unus annus where they get drunk and ethan teaches mark how to do gymnastics
attempt #1
[The episode begins with Mark and Ethan sitting at a table, each holding a shot glass in their hand, giggling and slurring their words.]
Mark: Okay, Eth, I have an idea. Let's do gymnastics.
Ethan: Gymnastics? Are you serious, Mark?
Mark: Yeah, man! I've always wanted to learn how to do a backflip.
Ethan: [chuckling] Alright, let's do it. But first, let's finish these shots.
[They both down their shots and stumble over to the gym mats. Ethan tries to show Mark some basic gymnastics moves, but his drunkenness makes it difficult.]
Ethan: Okay, Mark, first you're gonna want to do a cartwheel. Like this.
[Ethan attempts a cartwheel but ends up falling flat on his face.]
Mark: [laughing] Oh my god, are you okay, Eth?
Ethan: [laughing] I'm fine, I'm fine. Your turn.
[Mark tries to do a cartwheel but ends up toppling over and crashing into a pile of mats.]
Mark: [groaning] That...was not a good idea.
Ethan: [laughing] I think we might need a little more practice, Mark.
Mark: [slurring] Yeah, maybe we should stick to just drinking.
Ethan: [chuckling] Agreed. Let's call it a night before we end up in the hospital.
[As the episode comes to an end, Mark and Ethan collapse onto the gym mats, laughing uncontrollably as they continue to crack jokes and reminiscing on their failed attempts at gymnastics.]
[The screen fades to black with the words "Unus Annus: Gymnastics Gone Wrong" appearing on the screen.]
Attempt #2
Title: "Gymnastics Gone Wrong"[The episode begins with Ethan and Mark standing in a gymnasium, both dressed in bright leotards and matching headbands.]Ethan: Alright, Mark, today we're going to be working on your gymnastics skills. Are you ready to flip, tumble, and soar through the air like a graceful gazelle?Mark: You mean, like a clumsy walrus?Ethan: Close enough! Let's start with a simple warm-up. Follow me![The two begin stretching and doing basic exercises when suddenly Mark tries to do a cartwheel and falls flat on his face.]Ethan: [laughing] Oh, Mark! You're supposed to land on your feet, not your face!Mark: Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious.[Ethan continues to demonstrate various moves, but Mark struggles with each one, falling, tripping, and failing miserably.]Ethan: Okay, Mark, let's try a backflip. It's all about momentum and timing. Just trust yourself and go for it!Mark: [nervously] I don't know, Ethan. This feels like a bad idea.Ethan: Nonsense! You've got this![Mark takes a deep breath and attempts the backflip, but mid-air he loses his balance and lands awkwardly, causing him to collapse in a heap on the mat.]Ethan: [rushing to Mark's side] Mark! Are you okay?Mark: [groaning] I think I broke something.Ethan: [panicking] Oh no, this was supposed to be a fun episode of Unus Annus, not an episode of 911! Quick, someone call an ambulance![As Ethan tries to help Mark, he suddenly sits up and starts laughing.]Mark: Gotcha, Ethan! I'm fine, just a little bruised ego.Ethan: [relieved] Oh, you sneaky little devil! You almost gave me a heart attack![The two friends share a laugh and continue their gymnastics lesson, with Mark finally starting to get the hang of it.]Mark: Hey, Ethan, I think I'm starting to get the hang of this!Ethan: [proudly] I knew you had it in you, Mark! Maybe we should consider joining the circus after all.[The episode ends with Mark and Ethan striking a dramatic pose, their leotards sparkling in the spotlight, as the screen fades to black.][End credits roll with the disclaimer: "No Markiplier's were harmed in the making of this episode...well, maybe just a little."]
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author note:
lmfaoo why did the ai shorten "eth" ????
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letting AI write new episodes of unus annus
Humoryeah you read the title idk what this is im drunk and i miss unus annus i also had ai make the cover image lmfaooo
