letting AI write new episodes of unus annus

#they fcka toaster???

ai prompt"write an episode of unus annus where they legally marry inanimate objects

[INTRO: Mark and Ethan are sitting in front of the camera, looking nervous]Mark: Hey, guys. So, we've been hearing some rumors lately...Ethan: Yeah, some people seem to think that... we're gay.Mark: Which is totally fine, of course, but it's not true.Ethan: So, we came up with a brilliant plan to prove once and for all that we're not gay.Mark: We're each going to legally marry an inanimate object! That way, no one can say we're gay.Ethan: It's foolproof.[Cut to Mark and Ethan at a courthouse, standing in front of an officiant]Officiant: Do you, Mark Edward Fischbach, take this body pillow to be your lawfully wedded wife?Mark: I do.Officiant: And do you, Ethan Grant Nestor, take this toaster to be your lawfully wedded husband?Ethan: I do.[Cut to Mark and Ethan posing for wedding photos with their respective objects]Mark: So, what do you think? We're definitely not gay now, right?Ethan: Yeah, we're just a couple of guys who love our household appliances a little too much.[Cut to a montage of Mark and Ethan going about their daily lives with their new spouses]Mark: I'm so lucky to have you, Body Pillow. You always know how to comfort me.Ethan: And Toaster, you make the best toast in town. I couldn't imagine my life without you.[Cut to a press conference where Mark and Ethan are addressing the rumors]Mark: So, as you can see, we're definitely not gay. We're just happily married to our inanimate objects.Ethan: It's all completely normal and not at all weird.[Cut to Mark and Ethan whispering to each other off-camera]Mark: Do you think they bought it?Ethan: I don't know, but at least we have a backup plan in case they don't.[Cut to Mark and Ethan holding hands and skipping off into the sunset with their inanimate objects]Mark: Who needs people when you have a body pillow?Ethan: Or a toaster?[END CREDITS]

attempt2

[The episode begins with Mark and Ethan sitting at a table, looking nervous and excited]Mark: So, uh, Ethan...why are we here?Ethan: Well, Mark, as you know, Unus Annus is all about experiencing new and strange things before our inevitable demise.Mark: That's true. But I have a feeling that this is going to be one of the strangest things we've done yet.Ethan: You're definitely right about that. Ladies and gentlemen, today we are going to legally marry inanimate objects!Mark: [laughs] Wait, what?!Ethan: That's right! We each have chosen an object that we feel a deep and profound connection to, and we are going to marry them in front of a justice of the peace.Mark: Oh boy. Well, who wants to go first?Ethan: I think I'll go first. I have always felt a strong connection to my computer. It's been with me through thick and thin, and I can't imagine my life without it.[Cut to Ethan standing in front of a computer with a justice of the peace]Justice of the Peace: Do you, Ethan, take this computer to be your lawfully wedded spouse, to have and to hold, for better or for worse, for as long as you both shall live?Ethan: I do.Mark: [tearing up] That was beautiful, Ethan.Ethan: Thanks, Mark. Now it's your turn.Mark: [nervously] I, uh, I have chosen...my skateboard.[Cut to Mark standing in front of a skateboard with the justice of the peace]Justice of the Peace: Do you, Mark, take this skateboard to be your lawfully wedded spouse, to have and to hold, for better or for worse, for as long as you both shall live?Mark: [looks lovingly at the skateboard] I do.[Cut to Mark and Ethan sitting back at the table, now legally married to inanimate objects]Mark: Well, that was certainly...interesting.Ethan: Yep. I can't wait to see what the divorce proceedings are going to be like.Mark: Me too. But for now, let's enjoy being happily married to our inanimate objects.[The episode ends with Mark and Ethan raising a toast to their new spouses, laughing and enjoying each other's company]

attempt 3

INT. UNUS ANNUS SET - DAYMARK: (excitedly) Hey guys, I have a big announcement to make!ETHAN: Oh boy, here we go...MARK: I am officially getting married!AMY: (shocked) What?! To who?MARK: (proudly) To my sweet, sweet car. I've been in love with her for years and now we're finally tying the knot.ETHAN: (trying not to laugh) Mark, you can't marry a car, that's ridiculous!MARK: (defensively) Who are you to judge my love life, Ethan? Besides, we've already picked out our wedding song - "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC.AMY: (bursting into laughter) This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!ETHAN: (sarcastically) Well, I guess if Mark can marry a car, then I'm going to marry my favorite pair of socks.MARK: (excitedly) And I'll be the best man at your sock wedding!ETHAN: (deadpan) Great, I can't wait.AMY: (still laughing) Well, I guess that leaves me with...my laptop.MARK: (cheerfully) What a beautiful ceremony it will be!ETHAN: (rolling his eyes) I can't believe we're actually going through with this.MARK: (getting emotional) Don't worry Ethan, love knows no boundaries. And if I can marry a car, then anything is possible.AMY: (playfully) Well, I guess this is it. The day Unus Annus turned into a weird reality TV show.MARK: (proudly) And I couldn't be happier. Here's to a lifetime of happiness with my beautiful car.ETHAN: (smirking) Cheers to true love.FADE OUT.

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i.... okay i know iwrote the prompt but what the fuck ai??? poor amy also wghy is mark fucking a car????