ai prompt: write an episode of unus annus where mark teaches ethan how to bartend but mark has never bartended in his life and is just making shit up.
Title: Bamboozled Bartender[Mark and Ethan are standing behind a makeshift bar in the Unus Annus studio. Mark is wearing a ridiculous bartender outfit complete with a bow tie and Ethan looks confused but excited to learn.]Mark: Alright Ethan, today I'm going to teach you the art of bartending! Ethan: Oh wow, I'm so excited to learn from a pro like you, Mark!Mark: [whispering to the camera] Little does Ethan know, I have no idea what I'm doing!Mark: Okay, first things first, we need to make a classic cocktail. Let's start with a Cosmopolitan.Ethan: Sounds fancy! How do we make it?Mark: [grabbing random bottles] Alright, you start by pouring in some vodka...and then a little bit of orange juice...and a splash of cranberry juice...and...oh yeah, a twist of lemon!Ethan: Um, I don't think that's how you make a Cosmopolitan...Mark: Trust me, I know what I'm doing! Now shake it up and serve it with a smile![Ethan cautiously takes a sip of the concoction and makes a disgusted face.]Ethan: This tastes like garbage!Mark: [laughing] Oops, my bad! Let's try a different drink. How about a Margarita?Ethan: Okay, I'll give it a shot.[Mark continues to make up ridiculous ingredients for the Margarita, including hot sauce and maple syrup. Ethan looks more and more confused with each new addition.]Ethan: Mark, are you sure you know what you're doing?Mark: [trying to keep a straight face] Of course I do! I'm a seasoned bartender![After making several more questionable drinks, Ethan finally catches on and starts laughing uncontrollably.]Ethan: Mark, you have no idea what you're doing, do you?Mark: [bursting into laughter] Nope! I've never bartended in my life!Ethan: [wiping away tears of laughter] Oh my god, I can't believe I fell for that![The two friends continue to laugh and joke about their failed bartending lesson, realizing that sometimes it's more fun to just go with the flow and have a good time.]Mark: Well, I may not be a professional bartender, but at least we had a good laugh!Ethan: That's for sure! Thanks for the unforgettable lesson, Mark.[The episode ends with Mark and Ethan clinking their glasses and laughing together, enjoying the hilarity of their bartending adventure.]
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Mizahyeah you read the title idk what this is im drunk and i miss unus annus i also had ai make the cover image lmfaooo
