letting AI write new episodes of unus annus

#2 stoned (again)

ai prompt: write an episode of unus annus but they're stoned

[The camera fades in to Mark and Ethan sitting on the floor of their studio, surrounded by an array of snacks and blankets. They both have glazed expressions on their faces as they pass a joint back and forth.]

Mark: Dude, I feel like I can feel every single hair on my body right now.

Ethan: giggling Yeah, it's like I'm hyperaware of everything.

Mark: I can't stop thinking about how weird fingers are. Like, they're just these little sticks that we use to grab stuff.

Ethan: nodding solemnly And hands are basically just weird, flesh robots that do whatever we tell them to.

Mark: giggling Flesh robots, man. We're living in a weird simulation.

Ethan: leaning in close Do you ever think about how we're just grains of sand in the grand scheme of the universe?

Mark: eyes widening Whoa, dude. That's some deep shit.

Ethan: grabbing a bag of chips Speaking of deep shit, I could really go for some munchies right now.

Mark: grabbing the bag You read my mind, man.

[The two friends continue to snack and chat, their conversation becoming more and more nonsensical as the effects of the weed start to take full effect. They begin to laugh uncontrollably at the simplest things, like the way a chip crunches or the way their fingers move.]

Mark: between fits of laughter This is too much, man. I can't handle it.

Ethan: wiping tears from his eyes I feel like I'm floating in a sea of snacks and laughter.

Mark: nodding Unus annus, man. It's like a trip without even leaving the studio.

Ethan: holding up the joint Should we do this again sometime?

Mark: nodding enthusiastically Definitely. But maybe next time we should have a plan or something.

Ethan: shrugging Or we could just go with the flow. That's what life's all about, man.

[The camera slowly fades to black as Mark and Ethan continue to chat and laugh, their voices becoming softer and more muffled as they sink deeper into their stoned haze. The words "Unus annus" flash on the screen before disappearing, leaving the audience to wonder what other adventures these two friends will embark on in the future.]