letting AI write new episodes of unus annus

#2 stoned

ai prompt: write an episode of unus annus but they're stoned

The screen fades in to Mark and Ethan sitting on the couch, laughing uncontrollably at a cat video playing on the TV. They both have red, bloodshot eyes and are surrounded by empty snack bags and pizza boxes.

Mark: Dude, this cat is so funny, man. It's like, it's like he's speaking to me, man.

Ethan: I know, right? Like, what if cats were actually aliens trying to communicate with us through memes?

Mark: Whoa, dude. That's deep. I never thought about it like that.

Ethan: (giggling) Yeah, man. We should, like, make a video about it. Unus Annus: Cats Are Aliens.

Mark: (nodding enthusiastically) Yes! That's brilliant. We'll blow everyone's minds.

Suddenly, the doorbell rings, interrupting their brainstorming session. Mark and Ethan both look at each other with wide eyes, trying to stifle their laughter.

Mark: Dude, who could that be?

Ethan: I don't know, man. Are we expecting anyone?

Mark: (giggling) I don't think so, man. Should we answer it?

Ethan: (nodding) Yeah, man, let's do it. It's an adventure.

Mark and Ethan jump off the couch and stumble to the front door, trying to compose themselves before opening it. When they do, they are met with their neighbor, who looks slightly confused by their red eyes and giggling.

Neighbor: Uh, hey guys. I just wanted to let you know that your music was really loud last night. I couldn't sleep.

Mark: (giggling) Oh, sorry about that, man. We were just, you know, vibing.

Neighbor: (smirking) Vibing, huh? Well, just try to keep it down next time, okay?

Mark and Ethan nod, still trying to stifle their laughter as the neighbor walks away. Once he's out of sight, they burst into hysterics, collapsing on the floor in fits of giggles.

Ethan: (laughing) Dude, that was so funny. He totally knows we're stoned.

Mark: (wiping tears from his eyes) Yeah, man. But who cares? We're living in Unus Annus, baby!

The camera slowly zooms out as Mark and Ethan continue to laugh, their joy and laughter filling the room. The screen fades to black, leaving the audience with a sense of warmth and happiness.