letting AI write new episodes of unus annus

#6 death

ai prompt: write a hilarious episode of unus annus where ethan teaches mark how to do gymnastics but mark dies

attempt #1

Title: "Gymnastics Gone Wrong"[The episode begins with Ethan and Mark standing in a gymnasium, both dressed in bright leotards and matching headbands.]Ethan: Alright, Mark, today we're going to be working on your gymnastics skills. Are you ready to flip, tumble, and soar through the air like a graceful gazelle?Mark: You mean, like a clumsy walrus?Ethan: Close enough! Let's start with a simple warm-up. Follow me![The two begin stretching and doing basic exercises when suddenly Mark tries to do a cartwheel and falls flat on his face.]Ethan: [laughing] Oh, Mark! You're supposed to land on your feet, not your face!Mark: Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious.[Ethan continues to demonstrate various moves, but Mark struggles with each one, falling, tripping, and failing miserably.]Ethan: Okay, Mark, let's try a backflip. It's all about momentum and timing. Just trust yourself and go for it!Mark: [nervously] I don't know, Ethan. This feels like a bad idea.Ethan: Nonsense! You've got this![Mark takes a deep breath and attempts the backflip, but mid-air he loses his balance and lands awkwardly, causing him to collapse in a heap on the mat.]Ethan: [rushing to Mark's side] Mark! Are you okay?Mark: [groaning] I think I broke something.Ethan: [panicking] Oh no, this was supposed to be a fun episode of Unus Annus, not an episode of 911! Quick, someone call an ambulance![As Ethan tries to help Mark, he suddenly sits up and starts laughing.]Mark: Gotcha, Ethan! I'm fine, just a little bruised ego.Ethan: [relieved] Oh, you sneaky little devil! You almost gave me a heart attack![The two friends share a laugh and continue their gymnastics lesson, with Mark finally starting to get the hang of it.]Mark: Hey, Ethan, I think I'm starting to get the hang of this!Ethan: [proudly] I knew you had it in you, Mark! Maybe we should consider joining the circus after all.[The episode ends with Mark and Ethan striking a dramatic pose, their leotards sparkling in the spotlight, as the screen fades to black.][End credits roll with the disclaimer: "No Markiplier's were harmed in the making of this episode...well, maybe just a little."]

attempt #2

Ethan: Okay, Mark, this is called a handstand. Watch me as I demonstrate.Mark: Alright, show me how it's done, coach Ethan.Ethan: *does a perfect handstand* See? It's all about balance and core strength.Mark: Got it. *attempts handstand but falls over* Oof, maybe gymnastics isn't my thing.Ethan: Oh, come on, Mark. You just need a little practice. Let's try some cartwheels next.Mark: *tries cartwheel but lands awkwardly* Ow! That hurt.Ethan: Don't worry, Mark. Just keep trying. You'll get the hang of it. *demonstrates multiple flawless cartwheels*Mark: *tries again, but this time lands on his head* Ouch! That really hurt.Ethan: Mark, are you okay? Oh no, Mark! Are you breathing?Mark: *struggles to speak* I...I can't...feel my legs.Ethan: Oh my god, Mark! I think you broke your neck!Mark: *muffled* Call...an ambulance...Ethan: *frantically dials 911* Oh god, this is all my fault! I shouldn't have pushed you to do gymnastics.Paramedics arrive and rush Mark to the hospital, but it's too late. He doesn't make it.Ethan: *sobs uncontrollably* I'm so sorry, Mark. I never should have tried to teach you gymnastics. I miss you, buddy.And so, in the tragic and utterly ridiculous series of events, Mark's untimely demise became the final lesson in gymnastics for Ethan and the end of Unus Annus.May Mark rest in peace...and stay away from gymnastics.

attempt #3

Fade in to Ethan and Mark standing in a gymnasium, ready to film the next Unus Annus episode.Ethan: Alright, Mark, today I'm going to teach you how to do some gymnastics tricks!Mark: Oh boy, this should be interesting.Ethan: First up, the backflip! Watch closely.Ethan takes a few steps back, then launches himself into the air, attempting a backflip. But as he rotates, his face suddenly goes pale and he lets out a gasp before landing on the ground with a thud.Mark: (laughing) Nice try, Ethan! Now it's my turn.Mark picks up the camera and starts filming himself attempting a backflip. But as he turns the camera towards Ethan, he notices that Ethan is lying on the ground, unmoving.Mark: (panicking) Ethan? Ethan, are you okay?There is no response from Ethan. Mark rushes over to him and checks for a pulse, but there is none.Mark: (shocked) Oh my god, he's...he's dead!But instead of calling for help, Mark somehow manages to rationalize the situation in his mind.Mark: Well, the show must go on. Ethan would want us to finish this episode.And so, Mark continues filming the video, using Ethan's limp body as a prop for his gymnastics demonstrations.Mark: And here we have the human dummy, Ethan, helping me with my next trick!The video cuts to various clips of Mark using Ethan's body as a prop for different gymnastics tricks, all while maintaining a cheerful attitude.Mark: (to the camera) Ethan may be gone, but his spirit lives on in this gymnasium!As the episode comes to a close, Mark gives a heartfelt eulogy for Ethan, thanking him for all the laughs and memories they shared together.Mark: (wiping away tears) Rest in peace, my dear friend. You will always be a part of Unus Annus.The screen fades to black, leaving viewers both amused and slightly disturbed by the bizarre turn of events in this unforgettable Unus Annus episode.

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