heyyyyyy so I WAS gonna do orv but then I realized I never did a genshin or hsr chapter??? so I decided to do that instead
this one's gonna be hsr first bc like..... sorry I like it better rn..... genshin is just going through a nothing patch rn and hsr is popping off ok. and im like currently obsessed w hsr and one of my fav characters is releasing soon and AAAGGHHH so excited.
ok let's get into it!!
dancae: ok starting off with my first ever ship in this fandom omg baby's first ship. this was like WAYYY in the beginning, like when the game first launched and we only knew about the astral express crew, the space station, and belobog. I don't rly ship them anymore but for nostalgia's sake they'll always have a special place in my heart
herta/silver wolf: HONESTLYYYYYYY they're intriguing..... they have rly good potential and they seem like they'd have a fun dynamic but like there's just nothing else to them yk.... I'd need more scenes of them interacting
bronseele: obviously????? like if you don't ship these two im sorry but ur not a hoyo fan, they are literally like a staple. I love u in every universe???????? HELLO???? kms they're so cute
sampard: yeah.... during the game's release they were like my 2nd fav ship bc like it's kinda toxic yaoi????? like cat and rat, with sampo being the rat, and gepard is just so much a bottom u can't not ship him with someone
jing yuan/yanqing: ???????????? why. the fuck. is this so fucking popular........ it's nasty. WHY IS THIS ABOVE BRONSEELE IN AO3 everyone that ships this should kys and burn in hell sorry I don't make the rules
jingren: no, when we got that teaser about jing yuan letting blade escape i was soooo insane over that and shipped them for a hot second but then.......... THE ship took over....... and it was OVER for this ship
renheng: ... toxic doomed yaoi with 4 different ships and dynamics in one..... complicated history and unforgivable crimes made in the name of love???? literally giving ur lover ur heart???? HOWWWWWWWW like it has yandere it has tsundere it has obsession AND possession, IT HAS FUCKING EVERYTHING even a funny dynamic like how do they have everything it's not fair
kafblade: no..... renheng quite literally ruined every other ship w them. like im a multishipper but i cannot see blade or dan heng with anyone else
kafhime: yeeeaaaahhhh toxic yuri????? sign me up. just the fact that himeko, who's usually so calm and collected, gets so riled up over kafka????? uhhh yeah they are 🔛🔝
acheswan: RAAAAAHHHHHHH HELLO???????????????? ELDRITCH HORROR YURI???? toxic doomed eldritch horror yuri?????? WTF they just dropped that fucking animated short like a bomb and dipped.... holy hell that short was one of the hottest, sexiest, scariest, most romantic thing I've ever seen. my eyes have been opened. hooolllyyyyyy heeeelllllll like excuse me????? why was it so sensual.... why are they both like that.....
sparkle/black swan: no im sorry acheswan better + solos, + i just don't like sparkle, i intentionally skipped sparkle despite her being a broken unit bc i hated her that much. it's just what happens when u insult my bbg aventurine....
aventio/ratiorine/raturine: SPEAKING of bbg aventurine.... sigh. it's so. ITS SO TIRING BEING THE BEST HSR SHIP AM I RIGHT RATIORINE. everything about them.... like the lead up, seeing that light come of aven being held at gunpoint by ratio while the act was described as sensual, everyone thinking they were the hottest new penacony toxic yaoi ship only to be blasted with caring soothing loving yaoi in the 2.0 and 2.1 penacony quests. RATIO BEING ONE OF THE MAJOR REASONS AVENTURINE DECIDES TO CONTINUE LIVING plus just the dynamic of them is so good????? gambler whose an outstanding smart strategizer deep down with a stone faced logic driven professor who has a soft heart deep down???? RRAAAHHH they make me so insane AAUAGGGH they are the sillies ever im sorry they solo
ok well im def leaving out a lot of ships but honestly i should just stick to 2am when doing these bc that's when my best work is down honestly. so hopefully the genshin one will be better, tho that one is gonna be a BEHEMOTH with how many fucking ships there are in that fandom
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Ships; Do I Ship Them?
FanfictionWe'll be going through tons of ships and I will say if I like them or not! (Also why and why not) You guys can also try to persuade me to ship something I don't ship, if you want. 05/27/22: very inconsistent updates, very likely you might not seen m...
