Muppets Treasure Island x Reader

old flintys treasure map

"But I dont understand. What is the black spot?" Jim asks, clutching the parchment in his hands while Billy rummages through his chest.

"The black spot's a pirates death sentence!" Billy says quickly while running to the other side of the room.

"Woah!"
"Fabulous." I hear from Gonzo and Rizzo. Both seeming completely unfazed.

"They'll be comin' to kill me tonight!" Billy articulated, throwing things around the room in an attempt to pack.

"We'd better help." Rizzo mumbles as he starts to take things from Billys desk.

"Billy, why on earth would they be coming after you?" I wondered, bending down to gingerly fold and pack an old shirt Billy had thrown around.

"It's my old chest them lubbers are after!" He says while panic grows in his voice. "But I'll trick them! I'll shake out another reef and daddle 'em again!"

"What?" I furrow my eyebrows in confusion.

"You wanna run that by us in english, Mr. Bones?" Rizzo asks.

"It's mine! I'm goin' for that treasure myself! And no one-legged son of a bilge rat will-" Billy begins to gag and stumble backwards. I go to his side, concerned. He falls back onto the bed, the gagging stops.

"Captain Bones!" Jim rushes to Billys side, leaning over him. The realization sets in, and everyones eyes widen.

"He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie." Rizzo yells with a bit of frustration.

"Jimmy. Jim. Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim." Billy seems to come back to life, grabbing Gonzos' long nose. Billy turns his limp head to Gonzo, "Y/n, Y/n, Y/n. You both always been a decent sort to old Billy Bones." He slurs, his grip on Gonzos' nose strong.

"But I'm not Y/n, Y/n, Y/n. She's Y/n, Y/n, Y/n." Gonzo says, his voice shrill with the plug of his nose.

"Jim!" Billy ignores Gonzo, Billy grabs Jim by his collar.

"Yes, Captain?" Jim leans down slightly to hear Billy better.

"Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim." I sigh with frustration. This was starting to get annoying. "Yes, Captain. What is it?"

"Take the map!" Billy says, now covered in sweat.

"What map?" Questioned Jim.

"The map to old Flint's treasure! Don't ya understand what I been tellin' ya? I was Flinty's first mate! We all were! Blind Pew and me!" Gonzo and Rizzo exchange surprised looks as Billy continues passionately. "Ah, me own shipmates, they'll gully me for sure! And anybody else to get their mitts on that map!"

"And gullying hurts, right?" A stammering Rizzo nervously asks. "Oh, aye! A lot!" Rizzo begins to shake, shrinking to the floor.

"So quick! Go to my sea chest! Get the map!" We all go to Billys large chest he had been packing earlier. Both Gonzo and Rizzo dive into it, digging through the contents. "Oh, there. There." "Oh, I think I've... Oh, no." Jim and I help pull things out of the chest. Jim pulls out a shovel, of which I have no idea how it fit in the chest. "Hey, guys, look!" Rizzo pops out of the chest, wearing a pair of gimmicky glasses with eyes, hair, and a large nose. "Rizzo!" Gonzo grumbles, rolling his eyes as Rizzo goes back into the chest laughing. I hold back a laugh. Gonzo continues to pull out a large book labeled: "Henry Kissinger Diplomacy" Gonzo shakes his head and throws it to the floor.

The chest is almost empty when I spot it. A old rolled-up paper tied at the middle with a little string. Me and Jim stand up, I untie the string and unroll the paper. Jim takes the other side of the large paper, helping me hold it up. A treasure map is drawn on the paper. My mouth hangs open slightly with surprise. "It is a treasure map." Jim marvels, squinting his eyes to get a better look.