Request: no
Pairing: Inosuke Hashibira x Reader
Warnings: nah. The usual
Title: "Dumbass"
((This is based off a tiktok that I can't remember who it's by or what its called))
Zenitsu and Inosuke sat closely, with Zenitsu hovering slightly over Inosuke as he held a pencil in his left hand, scribbling things down on a piece of paper sloppily.
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"There and then curve it over here- yep! Good, now for the next letter you have to go like this-" Zenitsu instructed as Inosuke bit his tongue and followed his directions.
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You raise your head from your weekly journal as you look at the boys with a raised eyebrow.
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They seemed to be getting along well, which was nice for a change. They were always at each other's throats. You shrugged and turned back your attention to your journal.
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"Good job Inosuke!"
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"Oh my god...This is what it looks like? That's my name?"
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Zenitsu nodded with a sly smile on his face.
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"Yep! Good job, buddy! Now go show Tanjiro and Y/n!"
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Inosuke took the piece of paper from off of the table and ran over to you, resulting in you setting your journal aside and looking at your cheerful boyfriend.
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He handed you the piece of paper and said, "I wrote my name all by myself! Look!"
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You gasped and slapped your hand over you mouth as you looked at it and read the word scrawled messily on the paper-
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"Dumbass"
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"ZENITSU AGATSUMA! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!"
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Inosuke raised an eyebrow at you as you sighed and cooled yourself down.
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"You don't like it?"
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He asked you with big, sad eyes as your heart melted in guilt for your outburst.
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"Uh- no! I love it, it's just um, it's spelt wrong. Let me teach you how to write it properly, Ino," You smiled and grabbed a new piece of paper, sitting with him at the kitchen table in the butterfly mansion and coaching him on how to write the letter of the alphabet, and sounding out different words and spelling them with him.
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The next morning when Zenitsu woke up, went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, one word was scrawled boldly across his entire forehead;
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"Dumbass"