You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I hate my life
Stranger: please be female..please
Stranger: wat
You: yes
Stranger: why
You: I hate it
Stranger: what happened??
You: Because my best friend is a idiot and everyone thinks im a moron, my other firend treats me like fucking shit and my boss keeps scamming me
Stranger: dont care what others think
Stranger: do what u like..
Stranger: hey where r u from??
You: And my life is shit, and my beest friend keeps making me do stupid shit to him. Im nice to everyone but they treat me like shit. My other friend is a douche and sucks at fucking laying the clarinet but I cant help it if im nice.
Stranger: hey come on..dont be so much weak..
You: My boss keeps taking away my pay because he's a greedy motherfucker.
Stranger: leave those fucking shitty people and lead ur life happily
You: Im stuck here for the rest of my life making fucking cheese burgers.
Stranger: are u really female????
You: and wanna know what really fucking sucks?
Stranger: what??
You: I live in a pine-apple under the sea.
You have disconnected.
